sends u raikuri for the ship thing bc i know u
ship meme.
-who cries when someone dies in a movie Reiner does, and Historia hands him a tissue.-who wears the ugly holiday garb Reiner wears ugly holiday garb, but Historia buys really cute holiday garb.-who pays for the meals They take turns even though it pains Reiner because Historia’s not about that life.-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone Reiner does both and Historia records it while trying to keep herself from laughing.-who brings home stray animals Reiner does, but they quickly become Historia’s babies.-who leaves the bathroom door open Reiner does, but Historia’s learned not to be startled by it anymore.-who tells the ‘dad jokes’ Reiner does, but they make Historia laugh half the time.-who wants kids more U UU U UUH…… I THINK THEY BOTH HAVE STUFF TO FIGURE OUT BEFORE EVEN I CAN DECIDE THIS ONE.-who travels more Historia does, for sure, but Reiner always has something or another waiting for her when she gets back.-who spends more cash Reiner probably does, but every now and then Historia will allow herself to go shopping for a few things and I think she’ll come back with more than she means to.-who buys the things in infomercials Reiner does, but Historia kind of plays with whatever it is when he’s not home.-who draws in the dust on their cars Reiner does, but he can’t bring himself to draw anything really bad on her car, so no penises this time.-who starts the snowball fights Reiner does, but Historia always wins.-who throws away the directions to things Historia always makes Reiner drive and she holds onto the directions.-who puts up holiday decor Historia puts up classy decorations and Reiner’s version of helping is to put mistletoe all over the house so he can steal smooches.-who is more likely to forget to bathe Neither one of them. They’re both pretty clean.-who gets more obsessed about things Reiner does, and Historia just lets him do his thing.-who sings in the shower more often They both sing in the shower, but Historia actually sounds pretty good, whereas Reiner sounds like he might be dying. Also, the only place Historia sings is in the shower. Reiner will sing everywhere.














