#rei turtle

[mattpurplehoodie]

FINALLY

I AM NO LONGER THE ELDEST

NOW I CAN ROAM FREE AND CAYSE CAHSO INSTEAD OF TAMING IT LIKE I WAS BORN TO DO

(running off into the distance) HAHHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaha…

Totally definitely absolutely not related but fun fact! I live near a nuclear power plant :>

Bro is NOT in the Simpsons 🙏💔

Lovely fun fact 🙂‍↕️

I GUESS I'LL BIG BROTHER ALL OF YOU UNRULY CHILDREN SIIIGGGHHH

Here's MY fun fact - I am Raph years old 🙂‍↕️

[mattpurplehoodie]

For a second I was reading your blog name and thought there was something wrong with my eyes 😭😭

Hello Marthew :>

YEAH NO SOMEONE CALLED ME MARTHREW AND IT WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO CHANGE IT 🙏🙏

[mattpurplehoodie]

*or she or they (referring to evil wizard anon)

Ur right.....

It could even be me.......

[mattpurplehoodie]

my meow meows‼️

pugsley!! (younger one)

gave us a heart attack by going missing for two months 💔

midnight!! (older than me)

he is blind btw ☝🏻

we trip on them both when they lay down on our very very dark carpet 😔

I'M GIGGLING THEY'RE SO FREAKING CUUUTTEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA STOP I LOVE CATS SO MUCHNESS AUAIUGUGUGJFJ 💜💜💜💜💜

MY HEART 💜💜💜

[mattpurplehoodie]

JUMPSCARE!!!

first jumpscare of the day lessgo

ahem anyway

I lowkey need you for tech support cause I can’t figure out why/how turning on notifs for ppl you follow works and it’s bugging me immensely 😭😭

(me rn ^)

OH? I GOT THAT, LOOKIE-LOO‼️

(Yes I unfollowed you for this demonstration shshshhh)

First you click follow

And then it gives you this little bell right after

You click it and boom‼️

Perfect ‼️

(However, if you are on computer/tablet it doesn't give you the option to get notified - I'll double-check how to do it on computer/tablet and I'll reupdate the response)

[mattpurplehoodie]

jumpscare (feeling a lil better now and wanted to lyk :3 )

LET'S FREAKING GOOO‼️

EVERYONE CHEER FOR REI IMMEDIATELY ‼️‼️CHEER‼️SAY HIP HIP HOORAY FOR REI‼️‼️‼️

SAY IT AFTER ME‼️HIP HIP⁉️ (hooray !!)

HIP HIP⁉️ (hooray !!)

HIP HIP⁉️

[mattpurplehoodie]

I don’t think I ever sent you a proper thing so…

Hug time! Pass this around and hug whoever you think is an amazing mutual 🌻❤️

ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAA MORE HUUUGGGSS‼️

I'M LOOOVVEEDDDD‼️

[mattpurplehoodie]

Ofc bro >:D

(pov us lmao)

LMAOAOOOAO I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCHNESS‼️

YOU TALENTED BUNCH OF FRIENDS‼️

I consider all my followers/moots my bestest friends in the world 💜 /gen /pos