Parents: get your life together.
Me: Not to worry, because according to Buzzfeed, I will have a lucrative career as a model for Shutterstock, a physical trainer husband who is somewhere between 5'11-6'2 whose name will begin with a J, and is 80% Ravenclaw, 15% Hufflepuff and 5% Gryffindor. We will live in a 2 story townhouse in St. Thomas with our 3 children.














