Jan 30, 2022
Get Judged By The Greatest Flarper In Existence
Relian: (this shit again. Alright.) One by one, as many as you want. I want more time dragging you as much as you deserve.
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Get Judged By The Greatest Flarper In Existence
Relian: (this shit again. Alright.) One by one, as many as you want. I want more time dragging you as much as you deserve.
Relian Judgement meme (with sprites from @stickertrolls )
Relian: (why am I here?) didnt I just fucking do this? Why the fuck am I repeating this?
???: ...
Relian: (fine.) Just one or two trolls. Or non trolls. You can judge back but either way just fucking cut it short.
Relian Rintar Judgement meme
Relian: (this shit again) You know the drill. 1 or 2 people only. Multiple reblogs are fine. Have more braincells a fucking rock.
"(Im bored. This place is quite silent...) any losers out there?"
Relian Rintar will Judge your Fantrolls or other ocs. 1 or 2 per reblog, any amount of reblogs are welcome. You can judge him back.(disclaimer, he is rude)
Relian pro/cons?
Pros:
Uhh.....
I'll think of something lets get the cons first.
Cons:
Asshole. He is very rude, and whereas Regail has a hard time judging the line between playful teasing and being an ass, Relian doesnt care about the line at all. Any banter is friendly banter, no matter what he says to you. Once you get to know him, there is a clear difference in how he speaks when its "just banter" and "actually angry", but it will be a bad first impression.
PTSD. Oh boy did you think Nithus was bad with vulnerability? Any genuine moment with him will be followed up by him panicking and pushing you away. And he doesnt do well with physical affection, dont hug unless you want a death threath and a punch to the face.
Celebrity. I hope you enjoy getting talked on tv, because the reporters will have a field day with Relian's new quadrant.
Bloody. He is...regularly injured to say the least. Some days there will be teal stains on the carpet as he drags himself from the door to the medical supplies.
Ok back to pros.
Pros:
Large inventory. He has a wide selection of weapons and even multiple vehicles. If you ever wanted to, he'll gladly show you around in his ship and blow things up.
Gamer. If you ever want to play stuff together, he's always ready to make you eat dirt.
Confident. Say whatever you want about him, he is not insecure in the slightest.
Romantic. I know. Its relian. But despite all the shit he gets, he has a good understanding of the quadrants, and does put in effort to 100% glitchless the relationship, especially as a rival. It could be a con though, because chances are he will pick up on your crush before even you do.
Heck yeah, it’s me. Would you feel better if I said I liked your really cool glove(s)? Are they cozy? 👀
(Also it’s nice to see you too, mun! Hope you’ve been well! (: )
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"They are comfortable, and fashionable. Not exactly warm, which you wouldnt want on the field anyway unless the weather requires it."
Oh nice !! Good luck Mr Relian ! Heho though I guess you don't need luck huh?
"(This one gets it.) Of course not. Rebels may know how to hide, but they wont be able to fight for shit compared to trolls with actual training. And I off even those en masse."
Woah … Relian you look like a pretty intense person.
"(Thats one way to out it I guess.) Woah, whoever you are, you look like a pretty observant person."
"Captain fucking obvious here."