Nov 28, 2017
“This driving business isn’t so hard. I don’t know why I didn’t try it before...” @reluctantdemon
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“This driving business isn’t so hard. I don’t know why I didn’t try it before...” @reluctantdemon
♒ - cooking/food headcanon
It’s well documented that Aziraphale enjoys food. All sorts of food. He’s especially particular to little things though. Anything that is made bite size. Smaller is better as long as there are a lot of them.
As far as making said bite sized delights... unless he miracles them in I wouldn’t advise eating them. If he does miracle them in they won’t taste as nice as you want them to.
"Beep!"
SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE. ╳ @reluctantdemon ( random number generation between 1 and 29 – (7) an angry text. )
[ ✉ to: #CROWLEY ] ——
you better not be the reason my train on the Bakerloo line has been delayed for the past 15 mins
20 mins, now. i’m not in the mood for this
seriously?? no response?
put a stop to it before the angry businessmen on the platform start a riot or someone’s getting hurt 😡😡😡
“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
"Funny--" Marianne began, hoping that Crowley couldn't hear the effort it took to keep her breathing seeming calm when her heart was racing in her chest. HOW LONG had it been since she had sparred with someone who had actually been a worth-while opponent? Even further back since the last time she had battled a demon. "-- I don't think I even broke a sweat."
Sparring & Training Starters // accepting
@reluctantdemon answered from HERE :
For a moment, Crowley thought that Aziraphale was making a joke, but as soon as he heard the angel’s words, a look of concern slipped onto the demon’s face. “Angel…..you DIDN’T.”
Crowley looked so concerned. Maybe Aziraphale shouldn’t have tried to make light of the situation. He had thought it would be easier. “I... think we ought to go to the Ritz. Is it your turn to pay or mine?”
Babydoll was, if evidenced by her expression, unimpressed by Crowley's response. DEMON-Y THINGS, really. While she may not have the best grasp on how demons went about their business, she felt from her minimal observations of the one before her that he didn't exactly have any better idea than she did.
"Crowley, last week I watched you spend an hour gluing quarters to the sidewalk. How is that demonic?"
@reluctantdemon // you're not a myth, you're a mess
Crowley: Miracle WHIP -suggestive look-
Aziraphale:.... No. -goes back to making proper whipped cream-