'Heard you've been cruisin' round New Coventry lookin' for my lady. You better have a reaaalll convincin' reason as to why I ain't gotta beat your scrawny ass back to Ol' Bullworth Vale.
(@newcoventryking)
Whaattttt? Pshhh nah man.
I don’t even live out that way.
Me and Lola are just friends!! I’m sensitive, girls don’t want sensitive guys I SWEAR!
Beating me won’t make you feel good man! I can’t even bench half my weight! 😓😓 it’s like pickin’ on a sick kid, fucked up man

















