#remember the rules

[restorationhatchery]

New Eggs

I have returned from my travels with some eggs, they are currently in makeshift nests inside the hatchery. I need to catalogue my travels, I shall be back shortly to see if they have hatched before I set out again.

-S

[chalkrevelations]

So, I'm just going to say it: Bible does not look hot in those Elle shots. He looks like a cry for help and like he needs about three months off, doing nothing but resting.

Given some of his other recent material, I was wondering when heroin chic was going to be back in fashion, but I guess Elle's going to go the victim of violence route instead. Maybe the full spread will provide some context that makes their supposed "Rocky" vibe plausible (doubtful), but I'm not seeing that kind of energy in what we've seen so far. This shoot isn't a guy who's got back up no matter how many times he was hit. This is a guy who's been dragged up by a goon on either side, so somebody else could take another swing at him. They've also missed - or avoided, depending on intention - the St Sebastian style eroticization often given to brutalized male bodies, because desaturated grimdark might be edgy, but it's antithetical to the surface beauty that shines against the surrounding brutality and creates the implicit conflict necessary for that vibe. This is the flat grey of a dreary winter day. Or a mugshot. Or depression.

Needless to say - or maybe not so needless - this shoot is also in questionable taste, given developments Bible's been adjacent to in recent months, and I ... am avoiding thinking about what kind of insinuations Elle might be playing around with, like a 4-year-old with a loaded gun. I also have to wonder how potentially triggering some of these photos of Bible looking like an ad for a domestic violence hotline might be for some people.

I would be extremely interested to know the extent of Bible's input on this concept, if any. But honestly, if I wanted to see him looking miserable and beaten down, I could just look at that candid of him sleeping in the van he posted recently to IG, looking like he'd been dragged out of a swamp. That wasn't hot, either, and I certainly don't need it glossy between the pages of a magazine in an attempt to flog fashion.

I'm not immune to the appeal of Bible playing sadboy hours. I'm certainly not immune to the appeal of him looking roughed-up, given my reaction to the Unique spread back in the day. This isn't that. It's either a poorly thought-out, badly designed, uncreative, badly lit shoot on what barely qualifies as a set that wastes Bible's talent and would have been deadass boring if they hadn't gone for shock value - and he deserves better than those kinds of cheap tricks. Or, if I give it the extreme benefit of the doubt, because not all fashion shoots are actually about looking attractive and some are pretentious enough to have a Vision, it's trying to say something (with varying levels of success) - something very different from "look how hot I am in these cool clothes."

In neither case is it hot.

[brytnoter]

TAG 9 PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER

Many thanks to @madangel19 for the tag, for some reason it didn't notify me but whatever. Also I am making a new post just to monopolise the situation and also be angry in the future that people keep adding to MY chain

Currently Reading: Smutty Transformers fanfics? 8( I actually haven't read a book in months. I tried to get into newspapers but I'm just annoyed because even "neutral" articles seem opinionated.

Favorite Color: Turquoise/Teal. You know, that one that people argue about whether it's blue or green. But I also like green. …. And blue…

Last Song: I Am The Audience - XTC It's been paused for maybe an hour because it's hard to read things with noise in my ears. Yes, I am reading the fanfics NOW.

Last Movie: Bumblebee (2018) actually. Because of that one gif of the Decepticons (sadly not enough Decepticon screentime tho). And with a main/human character I actually LIKED.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Probably savoury. I do like sugar but there's something about salty biscuits that just make me devour a whole packet of something. I don't know where Taco Bell is on the spice scale, but a simple burrito from there was too much Also, this only qualifies for snacks. Dinners have to be plain or smothered in vegetables. What the heck category are vegetables???

Currently working on: Gravity and Hello in the long term, and short term, I'm colouring some standalone-pages for additional Among Us & Transformers crossover.

Optional as always,

@razzledazzlerazzberry @nyanthenyan @enigma020 @rapbattles @eyenaku @nosleepgummitato @x-cess38 @thegirlwhoflies26 @hollister-mc

[the-butter-churner]

Just dried my hair... feeling self confident... shall I post another picture?

[fandom-necromancer]

prompt list 6

251. I’m not okay.

252. Baby, don’t cry.

253. Don’t growl/hiss at me.

254. Put your hands up.

255. One of these nights…

256. Stand by me.

257. Perfect!

258. Wait your turn.

259. Oi! Stop it! Reed900

260. Just do it.

261. I can’t believe you.

262. I’m going to kill you.

263. Don’t touch me!

264. I did it…

265. Stop ignoring me.

266. What were you thinking?

267. Did you or did you not?

268. Do you need something?

269. What did you do?

270. I’m waiting.

271. You are so beautiful/handsome.

272. Open up.

273. Behave.

274. Where am I?

275. What are you wearing?

276. What did you just say?

277. Come here.

278. Please help me.

279. Look at me.

280. Say something.

281. You deserve love.

282. You’re not a monster. Jensard

283. First time for everything.

284. They lied to you.

285. What’s this?

286. Why are you staring?

287. Please, it hurts.

288. There are a lot of easier ways to do that.

289. You’re special to me. Reed900

290. Stop distracting me.

291. Can I stay here?

292. Can I pet you?

293. I want to protect you.

294. Have fun with it. Reed900

295. I’m so sorry.

296. It wasn’t your fault…

297. I won’t let you die. Not now.

298. Please, you can’t go! I need you…

299. Just keep your eyes open, just a few more minutes.

300. I promise it’ll be okay.

[howdysinners]

I'm bored, the askbox is empty, LETS DO THIS! (Also, plz read me)

Hiya guys! So the askbox is FINALLY empty and I know y'all are dying to get imagines going again~ Some things before we start! - More characters = more wait time + less per character - 6 characters max - I write the interesting asks first. - I write single character asks first. Now go forth and send me asks darlings! Love, Admin Fiction~

[howdysinners]

Hm.. UT! And UF! Sans... how would you feel if I just walked around the house in a sweater and my underwear casually? I'm really not a fan of pants, after all.

Fiction: Sorry Hun, but it’s one character per ask.