#remembrancer posting

[lostecho501]

“My ‘boss’ thinks he is excellent, meanwhile I have quotas to fill. Too many sketches and things to document. AND I have to deal with his sons and brothers on occasion. The other staff aren’t too bad, at least. Someone give me a weekend off or something.”

[lostecho501]

Rememberancer I lost my vape again. Kairos is doing warp stuff so they can't help. Will you find it for me? Thanks.

You have larger and better eyes than me. Also I have never really seen whatever a “vape” is. So… I can’t help.

[lostecho501]

What's the most embarrassing thing you've witnessed Fulgrim do?

“That’s a long list, to be honest.

I’ve seen fights with Magnus (and about him), screaming about Leman Russ and Horus, weeping over Ferrus, doting on Lucius when the man (if he is even that, hard to say because he doesn’t talk to me so much as leer in my general direction) ALREADY has a big enough ego, and so much more.

If I had to pick one, I would say the time he was shedding, got stuck, and proceeded to flail around and cause significant damage to just about every object within 20 paces. It was a very loud and expensive incident, to say the least.”

[lostecho501]

Fulgrim has asked to schedule a three-way with Perty and Dorn. I presume lube will be readily available?

Their wives ARE aware and could give two shits.

“I should have accepted this degeneracy would take place. Also, know that Fulgrim always has lube, and WILL tell me about it. Please note I will not be depicting or documenting it, as it goes against my morality (and my eardrums. And my eyes. And my-) Where was I? Oh. Right. There is a suite ready with serfs available to meet all other needs.”

(Fingers crossed they say no because the cleaning serfs trauma dump at me. Easy to talk to, so much to hear.)

[lostecho501]

*Tips you 5 thrones* fly, be free

“Why thank you! Finally, some good luck around here.

Now I just need to decide where I’ll go and what I’ll do.”