#remiel fears

[comforthawk]

The problem with trying to understand the psychology of something that is not and never has been human is that we are and always have been human. This automatically and permanently renders us incapable of understanding its wants and needs.

[comforthawk]

send help pls

Me: ...I am now convinced when I feel bugs on me but there aren't any bugs that what I'm feeling is actually the ghosts of bugs I've killed help

Me: send help, srs

Friend: Mildly terrifying.

Friend: Actually very terrifying, erasing from memory.

Me: DUDE WHAT IF ALL THE SQUIRRELS YOU'VE KILLED ARE STILL WITH YOU

Friend: I wonder if that's why Flap stares at the corner, she's corralling all the squirrel souls.

Me: oh god asjdkjskad hurkdljdkfa

Friend: I asked her while she's laying out on the bed all princess paws. She blinked slowly and just turned to look out the window.

Friend: All this time I thought she was just a bitch...

Me: She's fucking tired from herding everything you've ever fucking killed.

Me: It's why Zug's so batshit insane.

Friend: New headcanon creatures, soul shepard animal things.

Me: Yes h'omg.

Friend: "Bitch, I'm protecting you from shit, where is my tuna?"

Me: They're our last line of defense between our lives and the hungry, vengeful, betrayed spiders we've been killing all our lives.

Me: If your cat wakes you up while you're sleeping by crawling all over your face.

Me: You know some undead spiders was about to fuckin nest in yo eyesockets oh praise jesus this is fucking terrifying we're making it worse.

Friend: yeeep.

Me: I am legit curled up in a ball in the middle of my sofa eyes wide with terror very freaked out now.