non c’est une fucking pomme

[viralfrog]

[justacupcakewithsprinkles]

this is like a feedism fanfiction plot in real life

[justacupcakewithsprinkles]

[segamascott]

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Alright, you know what? You’ve just been Isekai’d into the 5E D&D world! Spin this Wheel to find out your Class and, to make it more interesting, your Subclass!

How are you feeling?

HELL YEAH THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

This class is perfect for me! (complimentary)

This is pretty cool!

Not bad but… could better

Some parts of this are GREAT and some are TERRIBLE and it kinda evens out

I mean, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die but at least I’ll be cool as hell

Well, I’m gonna hate being this Class but at least I’m gonna survive

I feel utterly indifferent about my Class

This class is perfect for me… (derogatory)

This isn’t good for me, but… could be worse

Yeah, this sucks

OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I AM GONNA BE MISERABLE AND THAN I’LL DIE

Voting ended onApr 3

[depsidase]

[dorothylarouge]

[bebx]

[tokkibean]

when youre stressed about your current wip, start a new one! now you can be stressed about two wips instead!

[weaver-z]

I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"

[weaver-z]

Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[magical-awesome-kid]

For those who can’t see/hear:

The video opens a door to an outside industrial plant-like area. Snow is on the ground and there is otherwise some miscellaneous noise of factory work going on.

Then the person behind the camera lets off an “OooOOO AH AH” ie the typical monkey sound.

Suddenly the air is filled with the cries of the humans imitating this monkey sound. No one is seen this entire time. You just hear the cries of people imitating monkeys.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[frawgs]

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

[2man222]

[pallidprincess]

that one screenshot of anthony bourdain taking valium on a plane and tweeting about applejack being a lesbian belongs in the louvre

[pallidprincess]

culturally significant work

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]