A compilation of Quotes from my Math advisor.
“The Pointy Bit is a scientific term”
“Some people say ‘tie your shoes’ but in actuality, that’s not what needs to happen. What needs to happen is to notify your attention to the untied shoes.”
*pointing our triangles* “And is a word so you can can call it and. Man is also a word. Dma can also be a word.”
“Wanna see the next one? Another one that I thinked of?”
“How come you kids know so much about staplers? Your not supposed to have staplers.” *someone explains we have them at home* “So, what? You have illegal staplers?”
“I’m not a teacher. I don’t teach you anything. I just write stuff on a whiteboard and you just happen to read it.”
*completely out of the blue* “Heroine used to be children’s cough medicine.” *changes subject*
Honestly Patrick I don’t know why I’m here but thank you.