#renrants

[renithinkprobably]

"what you're drinking isn't real coffee!!!" wrong. you fools. i add an outrageous amount of milk because i am lactose intolerant. i add an absurd amount of sweetener until my blood sugar skyrockets. you drink coffee to wake up. i drink coffee to make sure i don't wake up. we are not the same

[renekoyuki]

okay look, i like my school debate team, its the only place i can argue with people and be praised for it. but. our teacher has decided were gonna get controversial here, and i have to oppose trans rights.

GOOD SIR, HOW DO I OPORSSE TRANS RIGHTS??????? IM NOT CIS???? I'M TRANS???? HUH????????? IM NOT ABOUT TO DO THAT?????? HOW THE HELL DID ANYONE ALLOW THIS???? I HATE THIS.

[tatakaebomb]

I don't exactly know what to do. Deleting this account would feel like such a waste and people may still wanna read old posts of ours, i don't wanna take that away from anyone.

I still write lol, i just don't post anymore.

Rebranding the account to be only mine could be an option but then again, maybe that would be weird, people might still wanna read Ash's old stuff which i'd have to delete in case of that.

I'll probably just leave this account alone, and maybe post on another if i really wanna come back to Tumblr.

Thank you to everyone who read and interacted/supported our work, it's crazy how big this account ended up getting but aye,shit happens.

[moosekababs]

ok storytime and i will make this quick. forgot my sleeping pills the night before last, got approximately two hours of sleep then got up at 1 am and did all my work for the day, shaved my head, took a shower, then layed down and read fanfiction all day until my dad came home and brought me graham crackers so i finally ate something. TOOK MY BEDTIME PILLS CORRECTLY this time slept good last night GOT UP.

GOT TO WORK.

hankering for soup. "i wonder if we have any soup?"

2.5 hours later i get up and check. we have soup, exactly the kind i wanted. one can. i open it. i make it. i sit down with it.

"boy this soup kinda smells funny... but i cant remember what food looks like. i am probably just being a little freak about food again its probably fine" TAKE A BITE.

its not . Good.

call my mom "hey could this soup go bad inside the can if the can was sealed" yeah probably but its not very likely, whats up with it? "bad smell. bad taste. looks weird." yeah ok don't chance it, toss that out

confused. pour the soup out. cry about it inside because it was the ONLY can.

check the can

best by date 4/22/22

FUCK.mp4

go back to my desk

have become lightheaded during this farce.

NOW IM SITTING HERE, NO HAIR, NO SOCKS, UTTERLY FUCKING SOUPLESS

its not fucking fair

[renithinkprobably]

today i had to face the consequences after shoving coffee down my throat on an empty stomach for the 6th time this week and turns out it's not healthy

[tatakaebomb]

Hi. Ren here.

It's been a few months, maybe a year, maybe more - i don't know, buuuut me and Ash no longer talk, she's doing her own thing and we naturally drifted a long time ago. I doubt she even has Tumblr anymore, and i'd feel awkward reaching out to her after ages to ask uhhh ' remember that smut Tumblr acc we had? It's still getting interactions, what do i do? ' LMAO I honestly thought the account would die out, but logging in to see people still check this out made me want to write this.

TLDR; Ash and Ren aren't friends anymore, we stopped talking, she stopped writing and i'd feel weird posting on my own to an account we created together.

[tatakaebomb]

damn - do yall rlly want a dazai fic part two? 😭

- ren ( still alive somehow )

[tatakaebomb]

Guys so i have three options.

Im either doing a whole of bonten one shot, a eren x reader x jean one shot or part two for the dazai fic.

Ill do them all at some point but idk which one to do first. Help.

- ren