To everyone: Funniest date you have had?
Collins: That one time I used a fork with sushi and Angel murdered me in Times Square.Mimi: One time Roger tried to surprise me with going out to a nice restaurant, but it was closed, so we got fast food and walked around Times Square, pretending to be tourists.
Joanne: Mhmm. The funniest date I ever had was possibly when Maureen and I went ice skating. We both had been having a pleasant time when a dog comes sliding across the ice. The dog slams into Maureen and she grabs me and I fall on top of her. We landed in the snow. When we got out of the ring we both were laughing. It was fun and we went and had some hot chocolate afterwards.
Mark: Maureen actually arrived on time for once to a date we were going on. Long story short she kept swinging her arms around , while babbling excitedly about how good she was at time management, and she hit some wine glasses that were stacked and broke about 25 of them.
Maureen: One time I took Joanne to this sex museum downtown. We didn’t even make it through the first part, she was too scandalized
Angel: One time, Collins and I were walking in central park, when I was asked to help this street magician in his performance. It was pretty clear that he was just a beginner, so when he did one of those card tricks and asked if the card he was holding was the card I started with, it wasn’t. I saved him the embarrassment and lied, pretending to be absolutely amazed at his work. He was a very sweet young boy. The funny part was when this little girl who couldn’t have been more than seven, honestly believed that the magician was a wizard and demanded to be taught real magic. The poor boy wasn’t entirely sure what to do, but he tried his best to teach her a few tricks. It really made my day, honestly.