What pets would the Bohemians have?
-Mark/Mark and Roger: A chameleon named Spielberg. I’m a bit biased towards this one because my roleplay Mark has it, but it’s also my headcanon in general. Mark impulsively bought a chameleon one day and Roger came home and just. sighed. because Mark what the fuck. Roger considers Spielberg Mark’s pet but secretly really likes him. -Maureen/Maureen and Joanne: almost the same situation. Maureen went out and impulsively bought a rare snake. It’s named Elsa because Maureen found out it meant “truth”, and she found it funny that snakes are people who lie. So. A snake named Truth. And for some reason, Maureen keeps getting called Elsa by little kids? She’ll be walking down the street and one will say “that’s Elsa!!” she’s confused, but it’s attention. Joanne did not approve of the snake but will feed it once in a while. -Mimi: She has a turtle. Its name is Joe. No funny backstory here, she just wanted a turtle. She also has a cat named Lucia.-Angel and Collins: They have two pet mice, named Aristotle and Socrates. Philosophers. Besides, it’s fun to have mice named Aristotle and Socrates.

















