headcanon about Clark, Brenda (Individual and couple)
I'm a tad fucked because ruh roh Rhaggy. I don't have much for Brenda or them as a couple XD BUT THEY'RE BEING GIVEN REGARDLESS!
—Bites his lips as a nervous tic. Ends up doing so until his lips bleed
—Also shakes his leg as a nervous tic
—Got worse after the whole specter business in Misthallery
Tends to sneak off with sweets like Luke does (he gets it from Clark actually)
He chooses Luke's outfits most of the time, especially if he feels like he needs a new shirt or jacket or anything else
—[Genderbent Luke and Hershel AU] Clark puts Lucy in cute clothes just to annoy her. He gets a laugh out of it while Lucy just suffers knowing he does this on purpose
He was more timid in high-school and university
Learned some sign language growing up. Not fluent, but he's pretty damn close
Oddly allergic to ferrets (no, nobody knows why he's allergic to ferrets but he is)
Sweetest person, but Brenda won't hesitate to destroy someone
She has some fighting experience and can hold her own. Doesn't always succeed but she still tries
Whenever Brenda comes back from her trips, some of the souvenirs she brings back are for Clark
They have an agreement on who's the fun parent (Brenda) and who's the stricter parent (Clark). There's times where it's reversed tho (e.g. Clark getting caught with some kinda sweets with Luke, even if he mainly scolds him about it. Did not work so well for either of them)
Clark has tried to teach Brenda animal languages, but she can't get a hang of it really. She understands some of it enough to know what Luke and Clark are talking about to each other and the animals, but that's about it
Ever since Last Specter, he holds her close every damn night they're sleeping next to each other. He's afraid she'll disappear any minute and that's one of the last things he ever wants
Clark can and will drop EVERYTHING to take care of Brenda if she needs it. Sick? Nope, sorry but he's taking a few days off. Period? He's making sure she's well before he leaves (Brenda will chew him out for skipping work or anything else just because it's moon time LOL) and will be alright when he comes back from work
They match each other's freak so well, but they gotta act somewhat normal around Luke. They stop caring as he gets older and start actively being weirdos (Brenda didn't care about how weird she is. But she tones it down ENOUGH for Luke to be used to how she is at times)