#repartee

[questionableadvice]

~ Facts for the People, Things Worth Knowing: A Book of Receipts, in which Every Thing is of Practical Use to Every Body, 1850

[howifeltabouthim]

'Careful there . . . Keep up that expression and I'll think you don't love me anymore.' 'Anymore? That would imply I did once. Why would I start now?'

Jenn Lyons, from The Ruin of Kings

[megs-readstoomuch]

My favorite thing about this beloved Hellsite™️ is that the nonsensical repartee makes it better.

We’re just trying to let the squirrelly brain demons out to have some fun before we shove them back in so we can look slightly normal to the rest of the world.

[statusquoergo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Mike tugs the quarters of his jacket, smoothing his hand down over the pocket flap and putting on his winningest smile. Today is a good day, a great day, and everything is just fine. Everything is wonderful.

Police precincts are the worst.

[typelikeagirl]

[danehalo]

Be bold or be alone and the nice girls can go home 'Cause there's no room for those with no backbone #Repartee #DaneHalo

[maxxdick]

I have about 5000 drafts. But that’s OK - I have about a 1000 unread emails too. I’ve lost control of my life. It’s fine.

@jundoe when I told him I have about 500 drafts in my reblogr. Big mood for 2017, I see.

[jundoe]

I have...inadvertently...accidentally...ended up reading a whole bunch of adult comics.

@maxxdick (“They’re all the boring ones, though,” he elaborates.)