#replied ask.

[shobainin]

                          @derosiv​ : oh not this dude BOOOOO WE HATE YOUR HAT

Every  time  he  is  booed;  he  gains  about  a  hundred  more  years  on  his  lifespan. 

                                 “You  realize  the  hat  stays  on  at  all  times,  right?”  

[shobainin]

                      @beautifulsilverdisaster : What if someone like 'borrowed' the hat? This is asked for science reasons. 

   “Well,  we  have  to  break  it  down  in  order  to  reach  the  conclusion  don’t  we?  Now,  we  can  start  off  hypothesizing  if  one  inquires  about  wearing  the  hat  the  answer  shall  be  yes.  Though,  studies  have  indicated  that  the  hat  is  quite  literally  attached  to  me  -  good  luck  there”  

 He’s  going  to  willfully  choose  to  ignore  the  times  it  has  been  knocked  off  or  sliced  apart.