#reply;sthkov

[incuzi]

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

"But angry sex is really something. Public sex is thrilling and all that jazz, but angry sex is just raw, passionate sex that ends up with someone blacking out for few seconds after a rather hard climax."

[incuzi]

sthkov

[ text: ? ] How’d you even end up under the couple’s bed?

[ text: ? ] Were you playing hide and go seek? 

[ text: ? ] So, you planned on surprising them because I assume this is an event you planned, but your planed got back fired because the couple is having sex at the moment.

[ → ✉ ] wait a minute--who did i just text?

[ → ✉ ] dammit. anyway, you're in this too now. whoever you are.

[ → ✉ ] look, i was planning to bust them and be like, "i knew you were hooking up!" but then i sort of fell asleep under the bed and woke up in the middle of a moan--

[ → ✉ ] so yes, you assumed right.

[ → ✉ ] i hear slurping noises...how much saliva is she using? you don't even need that much.

[incuzi]

[Text]: I think my nap took me to another dimension

[ → ✉ ] you do not realize how hard that made me laugh

[ → ✉ ] my sides hurt now