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You must be a computer expert, because you just upgraded me from a floppy disk drive to a *hard* drive~ ~u9

I’m afraid I do not understand. Is there some cultural significance regarding the differences between hardware?

????Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT??????? N/A DATA NOT SUFFICIENT

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search "salinger" returned 14 local pages; pattern-match: "moon laser" (14 instances); pattern-match "snake assassin" (11 instances); pattern-match: "genetic mind control" (2 instances); please confirm;

Father simply creates that which he is contracted to. He does not invent for himself.

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search "salinger" returned 14 local pages; pattern-match: "take over the world" (215 instances); please confirm;

Uh…

… I don’t think Father would do something like that!

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Can you win at Minesweeper?

If I actually bothered to figure out the algorithm, probably. Computer-generated randomization is never as random as you would assume. I don’t care enough to go through the hassle, though.

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pattern-match: ai; please confirm;

Confirmed. I am the prototype version of Salinger’s AI model, placed into the third prototype of his fully articulate humanoid cybernetic bodies.

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@gentlemanlyulterior Is this customary in your culture?

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Trying to figure out humans there, dear?

Yes. I have only interacted with my creator and those in the scientific community who were chosen to test my AI capabilities before this.

Interestingly enough, regular humans are incredibly different.

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