#report log

[ask-evilfies]

WIFIES: Report log two, I-

[SOMEWHERE NEARBY, BUT A DECENT BIT AWAY, THE SOUND OF A WOODEN DOOR CREAKING OPEN CAN BE HEARD. WIFIES PAUSES, AND AFTER A SECOND- THE CREAKING OF HIS CHAIR.]

WIFIES: I believe I asked that if you weren't going to leave, you not to bother me?

????: Your fridge is empty.

[ANOTHER SPEAKER. HIS VOICE SOUNDS UNCANNILY SIMILAR TO THAT OF WIFIES.]

WIFIES: ...that's not my problem.

????: How do you get food here?

WIFIES: Ask him.

????: ...fine.

[THE DOOR SLAMS SHUT AS THE UNKNOWN SPEAKER WALKS AWAY.]

WIFIES: Idiot.

[HE TURNS AROUND, SETTLING BACK INTO HIS CHAIR.]

WIFIES: ...I don't care enough to finish this log. Testing is going well. I have my notes if I need them. End report log.

[THE RECORDER CLICKS OFF.]

[ask-evilfies]

WIFIES: Report log one. I am already very tired of recovering my work. This is nothing new to me, and I find myself growing more and more annoyed of my... college.

[THE SILENCE STRETCHES.]

WIFIES: Companion may be more accurate. He's more like a pet than a partner. And he has been quiet the disruption.

[WIFIES SIGHS.]

WIFIES: I'm already tired of this. End report log.

[THE RECORDER CLICKS OFF.]

[ask-evilfies]

[THE CLICK OF A TAPE RECORDER AS IT BEGINS TO RECORD, FOLLOWED BY THE SHUFFLING OF PAPERS. THERE IS A MOMENT OF SILENCE, AND THEN A QUIET SIGH.]

????: Begin report log… zero.

[ANOTHER SIGH. THERE IS A TIREDNESS TO THE SPEAKERS VOICE.]

????: Following the destruction of my lab and subsequent…

[THE SPEAKER HESITATES.]

????: …temporary escape of one of my test subjects, it would seem that much of my research was destroyed in the process.

[ANOTHER PAUSE, THIS ONE STRETCHING ON FOR LONGER.]

????: A… colleague… suggested perhaps some manner of communication with other people would do me some good whilst I work to replace the research which was destroyed. As much as I rather wouldn't… I do suppose it can't hurt.

[A QUIET BREATH IN.]

????: If you must, call me Wifies. Or… Evilfies, I suppose.

[THERE IS A DISTINCT DISDAIN TO HIS VOICE AS HE SPEAKS.]

WIFIES: End report log.

[THE RECORDER CLICKS OFF.]

[THE ASK BOX IS NOW OPEN!]

[theparanoiddirector-blog]

Report Log

You know as often enough I've interacted with the twins I think I'm the only one in our close group that isn't entirely sad about this... I mean it's not that I don't care that they're gone for the time being, just more like it's nice to get a break from Sunstreaker's threats and Sideswipe's pranks I suppose, but ignore me I'm just rambling.