Hi! I read a fic a while ago, and I reread constantly, so when I went to look for it a month ago I was devastated not to find it! I’ve been looking since and I’m desperate T-T. The title was something along the lines of 100/1000 things not to do at hogwarts, it wasn’t a list fic, it was on fanfiction.net. I don’t remember who the author was, but the main pairing was drarry, I don’t remember background pairings but Seamus had a thing for hermione, the first chapter was Harry drawing a dark mark on Ron’s arm while he was sleeping, there was a chapter about Harry and Luna making ‘quidditch players do it in the air’ merch (QPDIITA). There was a chapter where Harry and Voldemort played video games together, hermione staged a protest against the failing standards of hogwarts, and the hufflepuffs were convinced that draco was a vampire. The password for the prefects bathroom was ‘makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty’ I think? I hope that’s enough detail, that’s everything I can remember 😭😭 please help! I’m scared it might have been deleted
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