100 Year’s Quest Chapter 16 Tea Time
Me: *already sitting in chair as camera pans from clapping audience to me* what’s up what’s up what’s up everybody. Y’all know what time it is. You may love it or you may hate it but it’s one of my favorite segments it’s tea time. Levy left with more information on the ships of Fairy Tail. In fact we finished going over everything just this morning and if I’m being honest I think I scared her more than anything. I said your welcome to her anyway. *laughs at self and at the memories. Remembers the audience and viewers are watching. Proceeds and clears throat* So today we have another exceed with us. She’s a feisty feline who tells it like it is. Please welcome the princess of exceeds Carla!
Carla: *glides in gracefully and sits by her cup of steaming tea* Thank you for having me today *name redacted*
Me: Believe me the honor is all mine Miss Carla. I know you’re a fan of tea so I made sure yours is extra special.
Carla: Thank you I do love tea
Me: So do I Carla. *more intensely* So. Do. I
Me: *laughing it off* Absolutely. I say we begin talking about this newest chapter now that we’ve gotten comfortable. Everyone surely has had a chance to read it by now. The reason I like to delay my tea time is to not spoil anything for those who haven’t yet, but there’s been more than enough time.
Carla: Well that’s nice of you. I know I hate it when I see spoilers before I have a chance to read anything myself.
Me: Girl don’t I know it. I want to launch into the scene when my wish finally came true about Team Natsu finally reuniting on the Dragon Eater’s ship. Lucy swoops in thanks to you and saves Wendy from nakedness and Gray launches onto the main deck by Happy to help the cause.
Carla: Wendy certainly needed to cover up since Natsu burned away her clothing.
Me: So Carla can you give us the tea on what happened in your group from when Brandish left up until you guys got to the Dragon Eaters ship?
Carla: *happily sipping the super delicious tea* I’m afraid I can’t say but I don’t think it’s anything to be too worked up about. Maybe by the next chapter you’ll know.
Me: *through clenched teeth* I seem to be getting that answer a lot from my guests. Every. Single. Time. *Grips handle of teacup tightly ready to let her fly. Before flying teacup can commence, production speaks into ear piece to remind that if I break another cup of tea on set I will be fired. Decides job is more important for the time being and reclutantly puts the cup down while taking a deep calming breath. Decides to scare production by pretending to throw cup but actually just sips the tea* We’ll move on though, for now. Erza’s fight. She was definitely going to win that one I’m just saying. No one can defeat Erza, I mean clearly.
Carla: You’re absolutely right. Erza is terrifying when it comes to battles and she holds her own.
Me: She’s so badass I admire her so much.
Carla: What left Team Natsu and me so shocked however is that in the midst of the battles and separation we forgot these enemies aren’t the only ones. There’s an entire guild of them and if they are as strong as those enemies we didn’t know what we had gotten ourselves into.
Me: I had forgotten there was a guild of them myself so I was just as shook as y’all were. I wonder if there’s going to be a battle of the guilds emerging soon. We’ve seen epic battles from the Fairy Tail guild, but Fairy Tail versus a guild of Dragon Eaters? That would certainly be something.
Carla: *back to sipping her tea* you’ll have to wait and see much like everyone else
Me: There it is again. The ominous “you’ll have to wait and see” line. *says more pressingly* Is there anything you can tell us about the next chapter coming soon? Surely there’s some detail. After the cliffhanger we were left with on what the hell is going on with the water dragon, then you can provide us with something.
Carla: *thinks thoughtfully and settles on an answer* someone from Fairy Tail will definitely be in the next chapter.
Me: *unsatisfied* Really? That’s all you got? I’m getting tired of this. Maybe next time I’ll have to just kick the idea of a guest speaker. I really wanted to get Jellal whenever his side of this Arc gets back to him and his group back in Magnolia.
Carla: Don’t be foolish. Some people seem to like that you have guests from Fairy Tail on your Tea Talk segment. It certainly shows you’ve got some inkling of creativity in that feeble human body.
Me: *unsure* I think that was a compliment? Also it’s called Tea Time.
Me: *shrugging* you know what I’ll take it. I think this may end up being one of my shortest talks yet.
Carla: It was a short chapter.
Me: Yeah but I can usually drag these talks out.
Carla: Creativity isn’t for everyone.
Me: *unsure again* I think that was a passive aggressive comment?
Carla: *innocently* Don’t worry I- *cuts herself off because she has a premonition that she refused to share with our subtitles dude*
Me: *freaked out* Whoa, Carla, are you alright?
Carla: *panicked* I’m sorry I have to go now. Something is very wrong.
Me: *fangirling because I realized what just happened* HOLY SHIT YALL WE JUST GOT A LIVE VIDEO OF CARLA HAVING A PREMONITION ON TEA TIME. THIS IS ACTUALLY A NORMAL ENDING FOR ONCE WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE UNIVERSE. UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS!
