Hello there, I got a funny thought about Alucard who has to drive home his slightly drunken female friend with her small car. Sized like a seat ibiza or a vw polo. Like she calls him ashamed and asks if he please can pick her up without asking anything and being as "normal" as possible. But he as a giant in a little car... I don't know if this would work well.
Always Stylish in a Car
•Ssshh..Do not tell Sir Hellsing that Alucard is actually better than a race car driver! Vampire-like reflexes but definitely a speed demon.
Then he will get bored as he can move even faster physically…
📍Anyrate…
•Oh you think Alucard is going to look silly in a Seat Ibiza? Never, I say! You will be greeted by Ally Card (I prefer Ally over Girlycard), looking drop dead sexy and as a bare leg glides out the driver side door.
The most seductive shit eating grin ever..
•Since it's England, make sure he uses the word 'lift' or you might just get driven to a secluded spot for a ride on his lap once out of the small car.
📍OR The creepy way.. (even though you said normal)?
•He's writhing shadows and red pupiled eyes. Perhaps a shadow tendril lifts your bashful face under the chin?
That soft maniacal laugh that lets you know just how cute you are..
And overall, how brave enough you are to call him..
OH, and since i couldnt drink too much tonight, i ws sure to make my very own "fuck-up cup" to take home! xD
...im not bout to drink none now doe...i aint bout that life...lmao im lying, i really am...BUT im not trying to be drunk all alone which will likely lead to me either getting into feelings OR horny...lol thats no bueno
OH, and i think i met my bestfriends(even though she doesnt seem to wanna speak to me for some reason ._.) "brother" tonight too. Same name and shit nd he seems like the real chill person she described.
