#resting ruby face

[hyumjim]

Right now mommy is very mad at me because I ate a whole rubber hair tie and pooped it out. Like that’s some sort of crime!

Sometimes she is so stupid I can hardly even stand it.

—ruby

[hyumjim]

Today I was so cute like usual so I don’t know what mommy has to complain about. Because I’m doing my job here.

By the way, don’t I look so sad in the last picture? I look like that all the time. Mommy says that is my Resting Ruby Face. It’s because of the way my eyes are shaped. But who knows... maybe I might be sad? Please tell mommy to give me more tuna? Then I wouldn’t be sad? Please? Love, ruby