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Henry / ‘92 / tme / nyc / kpop faggotry and catposting... 18+/ Women please don’t block me or I will injure myself ⚠️

[hyumjim]

(weed failure cat by @shockpine)

Hi i am henry and i am addicted to posting but someday i will escape this place. Thats what I believe. Lets be mutuals and see how far we can watch each other fall

[slut4margiela]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

one must imagine the eraserhead baby cozy

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[a-book-dragon]

You don't have a male or female brain – the more brains scientists study, the weaker the evidence for sex differences

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

[liminalweirdo]

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

[mckitterick]

the notes on this are toxic - to help clear up any misunderstanding, here’s the actual science paper:

Dump the “dimorphism”: Comprehensive synthesis of human brain studies reveals few male-female differences beyond size

With the explosion of neuroimaging, differences between male and female brains have been exhaustively analyzed. Here we synthesize three dec

in short: brains are brains

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?

Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.

[despazito]

[funstyle]

The part of tumblr thats just fandoms for the monkees and csny and M*A*S*H*.... it's like we have our own old folks home

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[pixeltards]

[pissvortex]

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"

Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

[catchymemes]

[crash-my-party-girl]

I’m really glad pussy cum isn’t purple, but I have heard it adds grey to your beard;)

Lmmfao

[hyumjim]

Okay

[gloomiiest]

Risqué postcards by Léo Fontan, 1917.

[evilvillain123456789]

The toilet exists for me to use.

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

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