Allow me to introduce you to...
The retarded Arm
Ladies and Gentlemen this Arm here was snapped in half when I was 10 years old. Falling out of a tree trying to be Tarzan.
In my city I was the only kid to ever suffer a break like it, They had to call in a specialist who was posted an hour away in Cambridge.
I was fortunate enough to not have a scar that goes from my forearm to my shoulder. However....I have nerve damage and this very special arm takes longer to realise when something is hot or ice cold, also due to this the message to from my brain occasionally gets messed up. So when I hold something in that arm, occasionally I will fling it away for no reason or just drop it and on many an occasion I have nearly impaled my own foot with a knife. My arm is trying to kill me! HA HA HA
Also the reason I can do THAT in the picture is because I have some kind of hypermobility...it's an awesome party trick when I am out and really grosses people out because they can't get their head around HOW THE HELL I do it!!
Enjoy my retarded arm!