Apr 30
Did someone mention Macbeth again?
"Nessie fucking left the loch!" Everyone panicked. Ships sank. Fish drowned.
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Did someone mention Macbeth again?
"Nessie fucking left the loch!" Everyone panicked. Ships sank. Fish drowned.
Get back into the sun
Wind rushes through the treetops, menacing shadows hunting little Frodo Baggins
Baby Jesus who?
Ahoy my boy, what joy may Christmas bring? Miracles? Or miscarriage?
Irresistible Sex Appeal
Resist the urge to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog. Fast, blue, sonic.
Astronomy
Metaphorise the stars with all the pointy bits. File them down.
The Parents of Hamelin
Wither away like a dying year, last midnight's children went astray
Bald
When will you wear wigs? Hair would suit you, I think
Gender Envy (somehow)
Handsome women and pretty men are my type of perilous seas