I've come to make an announcement :
Gold Rhinedottir is a BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. She pissed on my fucking country. That's right, she took her pointy fucking dogs out and she pissed on my fucking country, and she said her strap was "T H I S B I G," and I said "that's DISGUSTING" so I'm making a callout post on my Akasha.com : Gold Rhinedottir, you've got a small strap, it's the size of this Gnosis except way smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
That's right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows - look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
She fucked my country, so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK Teyvat. That's right, this is what you get : MY SUPER LASER PISS.
...Except I'm not gonna piss on Teyvat, I'm gonna go HIGHER.
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PHANES?! I PISSED ON THE MOOOOON YOU IDIOT
You have twenty three hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.