#rhps au

[twyz]

i missed these things

[lazyblogposter]

This has been sitting in my notebook for a WHILE but I want to finally post it. So here's my really small take on a RHPS furry AU. All I got is this picture, keep in mind: despite me being a furry, I can't draw furries or else I'd draw everyone

So here's my take on what the characters would be based on vibes alone:

Frank: weasel

Janet: rabbit

Brad: goat

Rocky: golden retriever

Eddie: Rottweiler

Magenta: fox

Riff(disguised): possum

Columbia(disguised): wolf

Riff+Columbia(real): protogens

[askrhps]

Riff is anxious..

[jerrysdmscreen]

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[dtvhomeofhappiness]

You have heard "McDonald's in the Pentagon", right?

Well. The brain worms in my brain decided "We have literally no headcannons for Eddie and Dr. Scott, why don't we do it?"

So, let's say that it's the summer before Eddie's senior year of high school (he would later drop out because fuck the rules and his mom was the only thing keeping him back) and his mom wants her son to have a job so after she's gone her idiot son doesn't blow up the moon or something.

Problem is, nobody will hire him (you know, selling drugs and probably beat up a few people)

So what does Eddie's desperate, dying mother do?

Call up her brother who works for the US government

Dr. Scott somehow lands Eddie a gig at the McDonald's in the Pentagon.

Chaos ensues.

"Uncle Everett! Do the aliens you're observing want burgers too?" "That's classified information, Eddie!"

"Uncle Everett! They told me I can't eat the ice cream anymore, is it poisoned?" "You were eating it straight out of the machine, Eddie, you poisoned it!"

"Uncle Everett! How the hell do you put out a grease fire?" "YOU SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE, EDDIE!"

Bonus, if my AU was set in modern day, pre-Yassified Columbia would be a Doordash driver that always seems to find her way back to the McDonald's in the Pentagon.

[yandereunsolved]

I just saw RHPS live with shadowcast last Saturday!

Ok so I'm thinking because Vamp is Frankie, Fortune would have to be his Columbia. (Note to self: find Fortune her own Eddie.)

The other two members of Dead Cell would thusly be Riff Raff and Magenta, by process of elimination. (Unfortunately, this does imply they might elbow fuck.)

The Colonel would have to be the Criminologist, because they're both narrating the narrative.

I'm still short one Dr. Scott, though. And an Eddie.

I adore that. 𖹭

(I listen to sweet transvestite weekly)

[isecappi]

Since Barry Bostwick was in Teen Beach Movie, I should totally make an AU where the movie they went into was Rocky Horror Picture Show (or maybe have new characters to replace Brady and Mack bc they mught not suit it)

I think it fits surprisingly well, actually-

[bloodcoloredbutterfly]

𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏~ 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲

After Rocky died accidentally at the hands of riff raff and the Transylvanians were forced to go back, frank was deep in despair and thought... He thought to himself... "𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛? 𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝑚𝑒? 𝑂𝑓 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒? 𝑊ℎ𝑦? 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡... 𝐴𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡... 𝐴𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦... 𝑅𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠... 𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑤... 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒..." He was pondering everything that happened within those three hours... His mind is in flames, his heart is broken, his soul in blazes and his pride is in shreds. The devastating loss hurt him in more ways than one.

𝙏𝙬𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧...

Columbia rushed into Frank's room to tell him what she found in the basement hiding near the supplies... Or more accurately... 𝘞𝘩𝘰...

"Frankie! I found someone in the basement!!! Go take a look!!!" She said with excitement and concern.

Frank looked at her with sadness and dismissal while he was drinking his wine. "I know... That 'eddie' fellow in the freezer..."

Columbia shook her head. "No! This one's not in the freezer! He's alive and well! He's hiding in the rations and the supplies! He looks like one of the party goers that was here!"

"Fine... Bring him to me..." Frank says pessimistically.

"Ok! I'll bring him to you!" Columbia says enthusiastically as she exits Frank's room.

𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧...

Columbia brought the stowaway to Frank in orderly fashion.

"Oh my god!" Frank's eyes opened wide with shock as he saw the stowaway.

The man was very tall with dark skin covered in vitiligo spots with a shapely and somewhat overweight body with strong arms and legs and a doughy, pudgy midsection and an oddly nice looking chest... 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘳. He had blue hair and unique eyes; one was gold, the other was red. He was beautiful 𝘢𝘯𝘥 handsome... He was 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵...

"I'm blue raiyne, sir... It's nice to meet you... I seem to have accidentally fell asleep in your basement while the party was happening..." He said kindly and clearly.

"Oh, don't worry, blue~" frank said with a small smirk... "Just come my way... I promise I don't bite... The name's frank by the way~"

"Alright, frank... I'll come over..." Blue says politely.

The night ends with frank not being so lonely... Finally having someone to talk to and spend time with...

𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙨...

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙚𝙙!

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