#rhymnocerous

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Great Grandma Martha, sometime around 1920. Check this blog!

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My great-grandpa's brother and wife that he left behind in Ireland, sometime in the 1920s. I don't know anything about them but I love her hat. Check this blog!

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Hiphopapotamus vs Rhymnocerous

Rhymenocerous: I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back and I'm horny

Hiphopapotimus: (I'm horny)

Rhymenocerous: If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede, cos I hit you with my flow the wild Rhymo stampede, I'm not just wild I'm trained, domesticated I was raised by a rapper and Rhino that dated, and subsiquently procreated, thats how it goes heres the Hiphopopotamus the hip hop hippo

Hiphopapotamus:I'm the Hiphopapotamus my lyrics are bottemless.......*cough*

Rhymenocerous: Some times our rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner Miss Wright that was very delicious, good night, sometimes they're obscene like a pornocraphic dream, NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine, hahaha yeah, some margerine

Hiphopapotamus: They call me the Hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phosphorous, poppin' of the top of this esophagus, rockin' this metropolis, I'm not a large water dwelling mammal where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve teel you that perchance? Hmmmmm.....Steve.

Rhymenocerous: My rhymes and records they don't get played, because my records and rhymes they don't get made, and if you rap like me you don't get payed, and if you roll like me you don't get layed

Hiphopapotamus: My rhyms are so potent, that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant, yes sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches and whoes should know I'm trying to correct this

Rhymenocerous: Other rapper diss me, say my rhymes are sissy, why?

Hiphopapotamus & Rhymnocerous: Why?

Rhymnocerous: What?

Hiphopapotamus: Why exactly?

Rhymnocerous: What? Why?

Hiphopapotamus: Be more costructive with your feedback, please. Why?

Rhymnocerous: Why? Why because I rap about reality!? Like me and my grandma drinking a, cup of tea. There ain't no party like my grandma's tea party, hay, ho

Rhymnocerous: I'm the motherflippin'

Hiphopapotamus: I'm the motherflippin'

Rhymnocerous: I'm the motherflippin'

Hiphopapotamus: Who's the motherflippin?

Rhymnocerous: I'm the motherflippin'

Hiphopapotamus: I'm the motherflippin'

Rhymnocerous: I'm the motherflippin'

Hiphopapotamus: Motherflippin'

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If you rap like me you don't get paid, and if you roll like me you don't get laid.

Flight of the Conchords ftw

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