I recall once being presented to Her Majesty, the Queen and, on being introduced, letting rip the most appalling snorter.
Her shocked equerry took me by the arm, saying ‘My God, sir! You’ve farted before the queen!’
‘I’m sorry,’ I replied. ‘I didn’t know it was her turn…’
Twenty-seven BAe Hawks in formation, saluting HRM in 2012.
(Sorry… I’ve just sorted & resized nearly a hundred photos for posting and really needed just to let go…)








