#rick posting

[milkshake6000]

two days ago i was having real distressing dreams but in the middle of it all, i dreamed someone gifted me a keychain that had a picture of Diane in one of those “i love my wife!” frames and i remember it made me feel both, slightly shy but also way calmer about all the stressful bullshit that was going on, anyway here’s the best recreation i could make of the picture in my dream keychain. lol

[wally-two-shoes]

look at this fatass baby.

[apfsds]

"Ripley I mean this in the nicest way: I hope your carotid artery explodes." <- rick, mad Im saying random numbers while he does mental math

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

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[subjectlambda]

Rick in a shirt and tie was just bait for people like me

[wally-two-shoes]

Ughhh my god look at him.

Grown ass man acting like a pouty piss baby. god I love him. look at that cute little wrinkle.. he so angry!! I need him in my life rn… sighhh

[wally-two-shoes]

okay but the need to sniff his hair mmmhhggdff,,, lol hi guys