Chuck E Cheese’s Evil Cousin

Birthday? Wedding? Funeral? Uncle Rick has you covered! Face the horrors at Rick E Cheddar’s Pizza and Fun Times! All kids aged five-♾️.58$62:778755 are welcome in!

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

INTRO POST

name: Rick E Cheddar

Species: demon pizza rat

Pronouns: he/ him

Job: I’m your friendly neighborhood pizza place rat mascot!

Relation to Chuck: mortal enemies (and fraternal cousins)

Favorite color: ultragreen

Home planet: bx/6/9A1/STARcrash omega

Religion: neo-Pelagianism

Fun fact: I may or may not be your real dad

Everyone is welcome at Rick E Cheddars! Racists, fascists, homophobes, transphobes, fundies and nationalists will be trapped in the attic for eternity (DNI please)

(Important note: I will often post insane stuff on this account. Just remember: I am not a psychopath who wants to eat vegans and destroy the world. I am just a satirist with a fucked up sense of humor possessed by a demon pizza rat. If I ever go too far, let me know, and I’ll apologize and take it down. If you want to piss on the poor, be my guest. Rick E Cheddar will pay for your fifth grade reading comprehension classes out of his own generous pocket).

[satan-offical]

please don't fly me to the moon, I like it on earth

[cherries-of-wrath]

how else will you play among the stars?

[satan-offical]

I really don't want to see what spring is like on Jupiter and mars though

[cherries-of-wrath]

id keep going but my only exposure to the song is the meme singularity known as Pootis Engage

[satan-offical]

You fucking failure

[wayfinders-coven]

In other words, you can hold my hand if you want??

[satan-offical]

In other words the only thing that could help me is you kissing me

[ringmasterofchaos]

what if I fill you heart with song and let you sing forevermore

[satan-offical]

Yeah but you're not all I long for, all I worship and adore

[pennycat83]

in other words can y'all be true?

[satan-offical]

In other words, I really just love you.

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

[ominous-signs]

are you and @silly-signs yaoi? or possibly yuri

I just labeled them as sister blogs. It's funny I've gotten a couple asks also asking this, maybe I should change that bit of "lore" and relation. Actually. You guys pick.

what should I officially labeled these two

Keep as sister blogs

Yaoi couple blogs

Yuri couple blogs

Voting ended onApr 20

It'd just be changing the blog descs to like "dating" or "married to" or smth like that for fun. This will not change how the blogs run, at their core, as gimmick-y aesthetic sign blogs lol

[silly-signs]

Hi you guys also deserve a chance to vote on this

[ominous-signs]

Not trying to sway the outcome too much but this is a beautiful picture you just made actually wow

[ominous-signs]

Forgot to reblog this way sooner buut we have a winner

[silly-signs]

And a winner

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

rick e cheddar says YAY LESBIANISM

[deep-down-in-drowsy-town]

hey everyone, i'm fighting with someone on the internet and i need your help settling a debate:

which of the three regional flags of Belgium looks the coolest?

Brussels

Flanders

Wallonia

Which one?

Brussels

Flanders

Wallonia

Voting ended onApr 12

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

ice cream biter or ice cream licker?

@realhbomax

got this ask way back in 2024! personally, i'm a licker >:)

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

What’s a “fundie”?

short for "fundamentalist christian" (or fundamentalist any religion technically, but in the north american context generally refers to a certain kind of anti-science, politically/socially conservative protestant christian)

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[man-offical]

man! ok?

[officialweezerbrandaccount]

Weezer

[walmart-the-official]

Walmart

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

Rick E Chedar

[walmart-the-official]

yoooo haven’t seen you in a while

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

yep still alive! how are things going in the 'verse?

[walmart-the-official]

I keep forgetting to interact with the others ngl. I do have a new enemy though! :D

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

woah enemy? do tell...

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[man-offical]

man! ok?

[officialweezerbrandaccount]

Weezer

[walmart-the-official]

Walmart

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

Rick E Chedar

[walmart-the-official]

yoooo haven’t seen you in a while

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

yep still alive! how are things going in the 'verse?

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[man-offical]

man! ok?

[officialweezerbrandaccount]

Weezer

[walmart-the-official]

Walmart

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

Rick E Chedar

[wizard-at-large]

Poob has it for you

[wizard-at-large]

i'm going to become the joker

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[sp1resong]

[izzybellgee]

[bananafofana-split-lady]

[cradle-of-darkness]

[rainyydoves]

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

tumblr is such a stupid website because no you can’t search for porn that’s ILLEGAL this is a CHILD FRIENDLY WEBSITE don’t you know? if you want it you must wait. eventually, on your dash, without warning, the boobs will come to you.

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[nameshowdown]

Jeremy Showdown (Jeremy Off) - Finals

Who is the better Jeremy?

Jeremy Heere - Be More Chill

Jeremy Johnson - Phineas and Ferb

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[cometcrystal]

Jeremy Johnson sweep NOW

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[wello-offical]

I don't even need offical in my name. Everyone knows 😌

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

death death death pizza!

[cryptotheism]

Many gimmick blogs are annoying because they rely on someone else making a good post, only to then slap on some redundant extra thing. You should contribute something of your own! You have to make original posts!

[officialdbcooper]

What if you’re only famous from hijacking something 🥺

[officialdbcooper]

Sorry this isn’t as funny as I hoped it could be

[cryptotheism]

This is what I mean Mr. Cooper. You have no confidence in your own creative vision. I believe you can succeed on your own if you put in the effort.

[rick-e-cheddar-official]

PIZZA PIZZA?????

[espanolbot2]

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

FLOOD THIS :D

MAKE IT UTTERLY UNUSABLE :D

[genderaffirmingslurs]

The email is [email protected] btw

[theygender]

Don't just spam it today. Keep spamming it until they shut it down. Spam it for weeks, months, however long it takes. Queue this post to reblog periodically to remind other people. Set reminders on your phone or calendar to send Trump bullshit. Treat this like a challenge and win it

Don't let the momentum die down. Don't allow the tipline to become useable in a few weeks when this post stops spreading. Don't allow them to harm vulnerable people on your watch

[chaos-triangle]

Yea, spam that dumb e-mail as much as possible! Slow him down!