#rick reblogs

[g3tfukd]

Did you know that chinchillas fur is so thick that they can’t get wet because their fur can’t dry out properly so they get mouldy

They have dust baths instead

ew what the hell

mouldy chinchilla

[rick-the-hamster]

Do you want a chainsaw?

Mmmmmaybe...?

Not sure what I'd do with it, though. I'm not that much of a chaos gremlin.

...Eh. I could probably find some sort of use.

[givemefreeshit]

to BEE haunted........................

[g3tfukd]

U DID THIS when U ERT FRINK SO JS LOO S A BIYCH

the first half makes sense but you lost me after ‘frink’ 🫩 sorry missy

[givemefreeshit]

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

70 Horrible Questions

...i think most sane people would say yes

i don’t feel like i do though? if i think you should be dead then i will generally try to kill you. if i don’t think you should die then like... it’s not a major concern.

it hasn’t bitten me in the ass YET.

...

besides, i HONESTLY think i’ve only given like two people second chances, in terms of like... forgiving wild shit.

[givemefreeshit]

can’t you eat bees in skyrim actually

[givemefreeshit]

I have a lot I want to say but I forgot to bring a computer down here with me.

[givemefreeshit]

the depression is kicking my ass again so i’m going to conquer civilizations again