#ricksong

[rosyfinger]

Swangly all the way!

(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing past the stars, In a spaceship made of trash, Galaxies flash by, I hope that we don’t crash! His hands are on my hips, I’m licking down his neck, And once I open up his fly, We’ll both of us get wrecked!   Swangly balls, swangly balls, Glistening in the light, Oh, what fun it is to ride Rick Sanchez every night! Swangly balls, swangly balls, Glistening in the light, Oh, what fun it is to ride Rick Sanchez every night!   A day or two ago, Rick asked me for a ride, Some Gromflomites gave chase, We very nearly died! But once we got away, And back to having fun, The sex was fast and furious, And hotter than the sun!

Now the stars glow bright, It’s nowhere near the dawn, A pageant of delight As Rick’s ship swings along! He reaches out his hand, I sink down to my knees, The last act will be more than grand— Rick always aims to please! .

[rosyfinger]

DWC: Where did you go?

Area 51

(To the beat of “Nothin’ But a G Thang,” by Snoop and Dre)

One, two, three and to the fourRick Sanchez, genius, and Morty Smith is at the doorReady to make an landing, so back on up!Watch the science that we conjure up!Wait for the slow ramp first so I can bust like a bubblePortals and high school together, now you know you introuble!Ain’t nothin’ but a space thang, babyTwo junk-ship humans so we’re crazyBug assassins buy my blasters and pay me!Unfakeable, so please don’t try to fake this! (Hell yeah!)

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[rosyfinger]

@ricksanchezdwc: Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person.

I Consider It a Violation

(To the tune of “People Are People,” by Depeche Mode)

People are people, so why shouldit beFederation agents always messwith me? We’re from different planetsWe’re of different breedsI portaled in to get a couple megaseedsYour spaceport cops will chasemeThough I’ve done nothing wrongThey’ll confiscate my flurbosAnd my best laser bong! I can’t understandWhy GromflomitesHave me in their sightsAnd force me into fights! People are people, so why shouldit beFederation agents always messwith me? Now they’re chasing and they’reshootingAnd they’re shouting at meVodka and adrenaline are helpingme flee!Those megaseeds are meltingIn my butthole, and ifThose flappy-doodles catch me,All you’ll find is a stiff!   I can’t understandWhy GromflomitesHave me in their sightsAnd force me into fights!

[rosyfinger]

rsdwc: “You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”

I’ll Take Care of You

(To the tune of “You Are Sixteen,” from The Sound of Music)

You are 5’3” — not even 5’4”Fellows beg for a taste;Wealthy young menWill offer to spend  For kisses they snatch in haste! You are 5’3” — not even 5’4”Baby, don’t try to hide;Better to kneel,To wiggle and squealSo saddle me up to ride! Open your life up to somethingnewAnd climb me like a wall;Every jerk that’s chasing youCan lick my swangly balls! You need someoneTaller and harderAble to follow through —I am 6’4” and offering much more:I’ll take care of you!

[rosyfinger]

Follow the Bouncing Ball!

Here you have the first lines of the song,  Just add your own verse to help it along!

We Wish You a Merry Rixmas!

Rick’s back from Galactic prison, He’s vanquished the Federation, His grandkids are safe at home now, And he wants some light beer!