How long has the unholy couple been together? I'm interested in what they do on date nights to keep the romance alive 😂
A few months! Long enough to establish a routine; D1-CK works during the day while A55 tends bar at night, which works in favour of the marriage as they don’t end up stepping on each other’s toes too badly. On the odd occasion they actually spend ‘me’ time together, they tend to just do whatever Ricks do to please themselves. Binge ice cream, invent a new cocktail (and a machine that makes it perfectly each time and also tells you how handsome you are while making it), watch TV while eating wafer cookies, fight over the wafer cookies, go for a drive to get more wafer cookies. Y’know. Just Rick things. gg sorry for this wall of text
