Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy
Rating: T
Word Count: 1653
Content/Warning(s): None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N: A gift fic for sarena (@o0sarena0o)! Thanks for the prompt!
Summary: When she is left out of the Malfoys' ritzy Samhain ball, Hermione makes a deal with a leprechaun so she can crash the party in style. But she forgets the most important thing about leprechauns: they love their pranks.
Friends and Neighbours by Elanorrin - T, one-shot - Recently divorced Draco moves into a new neighborhood. Single mom Hermione tries to get the homeowners association to kick him out.
Abracadabra by Frumpologist - M, one-shot - Hermione is tasked with taking Purebloods to a Muggle magic show. Chaos ensues.
Something To Talk About by xxDustNight88 - T, one-shot - Surprised by his relationship with a certain bushy-haired Gryffindor, Draco's Slytherin friends stage an intervention.
Yellows and Blues by Felgia_Starr - T, one-shot - Draco Malfoy is forced to spend his summer in Faerieland City when he wishes he's in Dubai instead. He expects his stay to be awfully boring, but then he meets Hermione Granger.
Of Mani and Men by DirtyCavePainter - M, one-shot - Draco Malfoy has been pining after a girl who has hated him for years. Deciding to only brood over a girl that he can't have his best friend, Blaise Zabini, decides to take matters into his own hands. Blaise has a few tricks up his sleeves to bring the two together. Written for Riddikulus Fest 2019. One shot!
Nott a Problem by In_Dreams - M, one-shot - NOTTingham Corp. has been robbed and Draco Malfoy's been tasked to find out who is responsible. But the truth will leave him torn between his oldest, most eccentric friend, and the woman he's interested in. Dramione.
Game On by GaeilgeRua - T, one-shot - A children’s game plus a magical spell equals outcomes no one saw coming. Or did they?
The very sly and vicious plan of Ronald Bilius Weasley by JuweWright - M, one-shot - Ron is not happy about Hermione's latest boyfriend. Worst of all, it's the Ferret. Good thing then he has several ideas how to break them up.
Boys Over Magic, or Hermione and the S4 by bionically - G, one-shot - The War's over, but not at Hogwarts.Meet the S4, and the Muggleborn witch who's determined to go up against their leader.Dramione reimagined as Boys Over Flowers.
I Know Love by Pronunciation_Hermy_One - T, 3 chapters - Cupid has a list, but Hermione Granger is proving to be the most difficult match yet.
The Ferret by MotherofBulls - E, 3 chapters - It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.
It's Not a Boy, Girl Thing by Midnightsnow88 - M, one-shot - Prompt:
A freak accident traps Hermione and Draco in a single body.How will they both cope sharing a hybrid body of them both? Will they work together to wait out the 12 hours, or just bicker until they try to strangle each other... well themselves?Wrote for Riddikulus Fest 2019.
Chameleon Response by fandomfairytales - E, one-shot - Written for Riddikulus Fest 2019: Prompt H1 by Frumpologist; Accidental invisibility-any pairing (Dramione)After an unfortunate potions mishap, Draco Malfoy develops a chameleon-like response to adrenalin; Invisibility.Told in no uncertain terms that an antidote would take at least a week to brew, he barely manages to go two days before he colossally ruins his working relationship with counterpart Head Girl, Hermione Granger (in other words, it's ruined for the best of reasons).
An Almost Mistake by MrsMast - M, one-shot - Hermione just got promoted, and during a celebration, ran into a homeless, drunk Draco. Can she help him, or will he help her?
Challenge (reluctantly) Accepted by CourtingInsanity - T, one-shot - Draco Malfoy’s friends describe him as the wet rag to any fire of fun, and now he’s been tasked—nay, *challenged*—by the same dimwit mates to help his boss, Hermione Granger, lighten up.
Public Feud by slytherindramaqueen - G, one-shot - Hermione and Draco take Vidcon! The two famous youtubers meet for the first time at the convention held in Anaheim Center and some drama may ensue.
Puppets and Glue by mhcalamas - T, one-shot - Godparents Draco and Hermione have been asked to babysit for the day. Things may or may not get sticky.
Ha-Ha-Halloween 2020:
Oh My Gourd by MykEsprit - T, one-shot - When she is left out of the Malfoys' ritzy Samhain ball, Hermione makes a deal with a leprechaun so she can crash the party in style. But she forgets the most important thing about leprechauns: they love their pranks.
Hot Chocolate Season by articcat621 - T, one-shot - Hermione and Draco both share a love for hot chocolate.
Funny Meeting You Here by xxDustNight88 - T, one-shot - A black cat crosses Draco's path, and ever since then, bad luck has been following him in the form of Hermione Granger.
Title: Funny Meeting You Here
Author: xxDustNight88 (@xxdustnight88)
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: Teen & Up
Word Count: 1,662
Content/Warning(s): N/A
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N: I was terrified this wouldn't get posted in time, but luckily I got it submitted. This was a lot of fun to write so thank you MykEsprit for the prompt. I hope that you love it. Happy Halloween and happy reading! Much love, xxDustNight88!
Summary: A black cat crosses Draco's path, and ever since then, bad luck has been following him in the form of Hermione Granger.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HaHaHalloween_2020/works/27293650
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N: Written for Riddikulus Fest's Ha-Ha-Halloween Mini Fest!
Party Planning (AKA It's Fricken Bats) is a silly little ball of Halloween fluff!
Thanks to TriDogMom and Vesperswan for their impeccable beta work! All mistakes are my own!
Summary: Hermione gave the reigns over to George for planning a Halloween party, she's probably going to regret it.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N: Thank you to my beta for looking this over.
Summary: Hermione and Draco both share a love for hot chocolate.
Content/Warning(s): smut, very mild dubious consent (person b unknowingly showers with an invisible person a) solved with enthusiastic consent.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N: Okay, a few things before we get started :)
1. Thank you for taking the time to give this a read; I hope you enjoy it :)
2. Huge thanks to the organisers for setting this up. you are all amazing and super duper appreciated for all the hard work you do :)
3. Thanks to Frumpologist for the prompt, I loved it so, so much :)
4. I'd also like to point out that this might come off as being a little dubious, but please be aware that it is fully resolved with some very enthusiastic consent- I'm going for awkward, not pervy, which is why I chose not to tag it as such. Happy reading :)
Summary:
After an unfortunate potions mishap, Draco Malfoy develops a chameleon-like response to adrenalin; Invisibility. Told in no uncertain terms that an antidote would take at least a week to brew, he barely manages to go two days before he colossally ruins his working relationship with counterpart Head Girl, Hermione Granger (in other words, it's ruined for the best of reasons).
Link:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18130187
Excerpt:
After the fight that ensued, they had both been forced to call an armistice and what had once been petty, vindictive disagreements quickly morphed into intelligent debates and deep conversations (though they were both still partial to testing the odd inconvenient spell on one another). After a few months of peace, one might even endeavour to label them as friends.
Therefore, approaching their portrait entrance was a much kinder experience, considering they had been on such good terms. They always had advice to offer or a quick-witted line for him to roll his eyes at but secretly enjoy.
It also seemed they were wise enough to guess the reason for his change in behaviour and mood.
After six months of working together, half the damn school knew.
Almost everyone, except Hermione Jean Granger, was aware of the fact he had lit and continued to carry a torch for her.
Title: Puppets and Glue
Author: @mhcalamas
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: T
Prompt #: 2 Crack fic first kiss
Word Count: 2274
Content/Warning(s): Some mild profanity.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N:There is some mild language in this.Special thanks to the moderators for this fest, for Hystaracal for the inspiration, to Mykespirit for reading this and saying it was funny and my amazing beta CourtingInsanity.
Summary: Godparents Draco and Hermione have been asked to babysit for the day. Things may or may not get sticky.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18081395
Excerpt:
“Why am I not surprised?”
“Surprised, Draco?” Granger answers, though the witch doesn’t turn her head of curls to acknowledge his entrance.
He huffs. “Yes. I’m gone for all of five minutes and, as usual, you’ve taken over. This can only end in disaster.”
That gets her attention. “If you’re referring to the incident with the Cornish pixies, I maintain that was neither my idea, nor my fault.” She pauses in her work nudge a pudgy baby’s nose with her finger. “Besides that, you’ve been gone for forty-five minutes—”
“ I have not!” He’s indignant, but cannot resist brushing a hand over his trimmed fringe once more…
His godson coos and giggles from behind Granger and the witch turns back to the baby, saying in that sing-song voice she gets around baby James, “Oh yes he was.” She summons a pot labelled ‘Glue’ to her and sings again, “Yes, yes, yes, Draco was. You didn’t even mess his hair up—”
“He did so!” Draco yelps, carding both hands through his fine, trimmed and pristine hair, thank you very much. “He spewed that green vegetable mash all in my clothes and hair.”
“Still not your fault, little James,” Granger keeps singing to their godson, while Draco vows then and there to seek revenge on Potter for conspiring to make them babysit their godson together.
Content/Warning(s): Language, Innuendo, Dick jokes
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this creation.
A/N: The one where Frumpologist pretends to be funny. I make no apology for this and I absolutely love the mods who put this fest on — thank you for your unending patience and for keeping us laughing. <3
Summary: Hermione is tasked with taking Purebloods to a Muggle magic show. Chaos ensues.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18147014
Excerpt:
“Oh, Merlin and Godric above.” Hermione’s eyes rolled as she shook her head. “We’re in Muggle London to attend a Muggle magic show at the behest of the Ministry for their ridiculous idea to acclimate Pureblood students at Hogwarts with Muggles. You’re the test group. Because you’re adults.”
“This is a terrible idea.” Harry piped up behind her with a chuckle lacing his words. “You and I are the only two in this group that are anywhere close to being adults and last night we went through an entire bottle of firewhisky and sang Bohemian Rhapsody four times in a row.”
“My head still hurts,” Hermione admitted quietly, “but I’m fairly certain it has more to do with six Pureblood wizards walking into a Muggle nightclub than with Freddie Mercury’s vocal range.”
