#riddle slander

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Fun thought. Tiny sharply dressed Riddle as a lawyer. Meanwhile... Azul is totally that guy that chases down ambulances and is talking to people or their parents to sue mins after it happened.

Azul sues ppl cause he can...

Also tiny Riddle in a suit, call that boss baby.

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

riddle lives a very rigid life and so to be a little rebellious he often refuses to war a seatbelt 😔😔✊

He would never risk his life like that.

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Honestly one of the scariest things about Riddle cooking is that he probably knows next to nothing about seasoning and spices. Someone like Ruggie probably gets legit concerned if Riddle admits he doesn't know about spices and seasoning.

He thinks chicken doesn't need seasoning

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Trey " Riddle... Is this just Raw cooked chicken?" Riddle " That's how its made right?"

'It's not pink whats the issue'

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

tried to do the "first impressions of dorm leaders" thing with a my discord chat and only thing i got from it wasone friend saying riddle would call you a slur and say "oh no i held hands with a dude once its fine" and then someone said their dogs were going to be rehomed so it nevergot past 1 statement about riddle

This is so chaotic it's funny.

The riddle slander noooo

He held hands with Trey and unwillingly Floyd