#riddler responds

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

i think they didn’t tell you about it because they know it’ll inflate your ego to the size of mars or something, but that still sucks they didn’t!!

oh!! Very late happy birthday by the way get a gummy heart! :)

🫀

Ego? Me? During RiddlerWeek? I should hardly think so. I may say I'm a genius a lot, but there's a reason for that, and it's because it's true!

The birthday wishes are also very much appreciated, and-

Ooh! Thank you kindly for this... frankly reather realistic depiction of a heart... in gummy form. I'll save that for later - perhaps I can fool the caped crusader with it. As a matter of fact - question!

I can be stone or gold, hot or cold - what am I?

I should imagine it's fairly obvious, gvien the circumstances, but that's just between you and me. Batman doesn't suspect a thing! Hueheuhuhuheehee!!

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Hello Mr. Riddler!! Hope you're well and enjoying Tumblr, on that note, how do you like it so far?

Greetings to you, too!

I'm doing rather well myself - working on a few schemes here and there - and this Tumblr website is proving to be most enjoyable so far!

Having my genius admired is a lovely change of pace from the fun-ruiners in this blasted city. No matter, though, I'll figure it all out soon enough...

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

you're like if an oriental shorthair wished to be human and i find that very adorable :)

These are the ones with large ears, correct? And that can only mean one thing, because you know what they say about big ears.

A BIG BRAIN IN-BETWEEN THEM! Hee-hee-hee!!!!

Thank you once again! It's about time someone realised just how brilliant I am! (And compared me to such a lovely animal!)

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Riddle me this!! Why are you totally adorable and very silly? Not flirting! Just asking like you ask your pet cat!

That- that is-!

Hmphf... you are not playing fair, there, I see!

...I suppose you may have somewhat of a point. I am great in every way, so if that also includes being the best at being "adorable" and "silly", then so be it - thank you kindly for the compliment, huhu-hee!

Very big fan of how you phrased your sentence as well, you've clearly been taking inspiration from the King of Conundrums himself (me, of course). Keep up the good work!

And good choice of animal, my friend, cats are far more bearable to me than dogs, what with all that noise they make. And additionally, it's great to be appreciated! It looks as though joining this site may prove beneficial after all...

[riddlesandenigmas]

What's you're favorite kind of weather?

Your*

Unless you're trying to hide a clue, proper writing is preferred. It makes you seem less intelligent when you don't adhere to convention.

To answer the question, here is a riddle:

I once heard of an army great. It cast a long dark shadow. No wall, no river, and no man could stop it as it chased across the land. It made people flee into their homes. Yet it left the land green and refreshed in its wake.

...

Give up?

A rainstorm. I like how the water sounds hitting windows while I work. It's also sort of funny to watch peoples' reflections shimmer and shake in sidewalk puddles as they pass by.