The Riddler?

What does it all mean?

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

💚❓❔RIDDLE ME THIS!❔❓💚

DC Riddler Roleplay Blog

CHARACTER INFORMATION

Batman 66 Riddler (Frank Gorshin)

Riddler goes by He/Him

Prefers to be referred to as "Riddler" rather than his real name (Edward Nigma)

RULES

No 18+ asks!

If sending an ask, try to keep cursing to a minimum

Use basic RP etiquette

Shipping allowed if you notice it has been used positively before (feel free to inquire for a mod reply)

You can ask more about the AUs used themselves on my main blog @britishsquidward

BLOG INFORMATION

Multiple AUs will be used (and tagged as such)

Mod posts will have some form of indication on them that they are just that, whether it be the tagging (see below), or a post starting out with some variation of "Mod Post:", "Mod Reply:", etc.

Main Tag List Here (+ additional tag information!)

More information will be added to the Tag List or this post as necessary.

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

If I asked Chief O'Hara a riddle, would I be questioning authority?

[esperata]

For the Riddlerweek day 6 prompt: riddle

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

When it's... AJAR! Huhuhehehee!!

Absolutely fantastic little figure of my genius self, by the way.

[esperata]

He is a cutie isn't he? Have a jar of beer yourself btw 😉

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Hoohoo! Don't mind if I do-

Although... Perhaps it'd be better to keep my head clear for my next scheme. Oho, Batman won't know what hit him! Hehehee!!

[esperata]

For the Riddlerweek day 6 prompt: riddle

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

When it's... AJAR! Huhuhehehee!!

Absolutely fantastic little figure of my genius self, by the way.

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

i think they didn’t tell you about it because they know it’ll inflate your ego to the size of mars or something, but that still sucks they didn’t!!

oh!! Very late happy birthday by the way get a gummy heart! :)

🫀

Ego? Me? During RiddlerWeek? I should hardly think so. I may say I'm a genius a lot, but there's a reason for that, and it's because it's true!

The birthday wishes are also very much appreciated, and-

Ooh! Thank you kindly for this... frankly reather realistic depiction of a heart... in gummy form. I'll save that for later - perhaps I can fool the caped crusader with it. As a matter of fact - question!

I can be stone or gold, hot or cold - what am I?

I should imagine it's fairly obvious, gvien the circumstances, but that's just between you and me. Batman doesn't suspect a thing! Hueheuhuhuheehee!!

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Apparently there's an entire week about me - who knew?

No, really. Who knew and didn't tell me? Why not?!

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Joker escaped from prison again - I'm bound to get a call anytime soon asking if I've got any spare goons

[princessofplunder1966]

Just do what I did and block him

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

In your case that was blocking him because you, whilst already dating him, didn't like his green hair enough to distract you from flirting with Batman

I'm a crook, not a meanie

[princessofplunder1966]

Oh please-I see how you act with your henchmen while practically breathing down batmans neck, you have no room to judge

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

EXCUSE YOU.

I did not- I did not do both of those things at the same time!

And how I treat Batman is none of your business! What's wrong with one man wanting to outwit another? It's a battle of wits!! As it stands, I was merely defending my friend, Joker, from your in"fur"ior actions, to play off that silly gimmick of yours.

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Joker escaped from prison again - I'm bound to get a call anytime soon asking if I've got any spare goons

[princessofplunder1966]

Just do what I did and block him

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

In your case that was blocking him because you, whilst already dating him, didn't like his green hair enough to distract you from flirting with Batman

I'm a crook, not a meanie

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Joker escaped from prison again - I'm bound to get a call anytime soon asking if I've got any spare goons

[thatofabeaver]

He stole the bird from Walgreens

Ref under the cut

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

OH! Tremendous job, my friend! You captured my likeness very well.

...And speaking of capturing, and birds, I believe I have a little something set up for a particular little Boy Wonder Robin..

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Hello Mr. Riddler!! Hope you're well and enjoying Tumblr, on that note, how do you like it so far?

Greetings to you, too!

I'm doing rather well myself - working on a few schemes here and there - and this Tumblr website is proving to be most enjoyable so far!

Having my genius admired is a lovely change of pace from the fun-ruiners in this blasted city. No matter, though, I'll figure it all out soon enough...

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

If an opposing villain can't answer your riddle, are they even a supergenius OR a threat?

Egghead don't @ me

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Finally a site that may appreciate TRUE genius...

[thecoolerbatgirl]

Yeah they do and it's me <3

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

How rude! No need to bring age into it - I can be here if I want to, and provide the place with a little class.

But Facebook is an insult to my talents! Riddle me this: why is that website like what you should do to make your statement weighty?

Because if you perhaps put your face in a book, my friend, then you may have some genuine intelligence to combat me back with! Hee-hee!!!

[thecoolerbatgirl]

Provide class? Who are you, Penguin?

Hood quotes Jane Austen at me and that's basically the same thing lol

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

PENGUIN?! I'm nothing like that foul-feathered bird! And classiness doesn't just have to be wealth-related, you know - it's about style and sophistication! So if you are for one moment suggesting that I am neither of those things, I suggest you take another look!

This is the epitome of good fashion-sense!

Furthermore, hearing all those quotes must go in one ear and out the other, because last I checked...

...Intelligent people don't find themselves cowardly enough to leave their additional responses in the tags!

To address your point, the River Rat Gang are their own people... mice... I merely hired them for ease of getting around the city undetected. And I did sort the sewers and waterworks out a little for my duration down there. At least I managed to make the place smell nice and look presentable - which cannot be said about you after using sauce, I take it?

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

you're like if an oriental shorthair wished to be human and i find that very adorable :)

These are the ones with large ears, correct? And that can only mean one thing, because you know what they say about big ears.

A BIG BRAIN IN-BETWEEN THEM! Hee-hee-hee!!!!

Thank you once again! It's about time someone realised just how brilliant I am! (And compared me to such a lovely animal!)

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Riddle me this!! Why are you totally adorable and very silly? Not flirting! Just asking like you ask your pet cat!

That- that is-!

Hmphf... you are not playing fair, there, I see!

...I suppose you may have somewhat of a point. I am great in every way, so if that also includes being the best at being "adorable" and "silly", then so be it - thank you kindly for the compliment, huhu-hee!

Very big fan of how you phrased your sentence as well, you've clearly been taking inspiration from the King of Conundrums himself (me, of course). Keep up the good work!

And good choice of animal, my friend, cats are far more bearable to me than dogs, what with all that noise they make. And additionally, it's great to be appreciated! It looks as though joining this site may prove beneficial after all...

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

Finally a site that may appreciate TRUE genius...

[thecoolerbatgirl]

Yeah they do and it's me <3

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

How rude! No need to bring age into it - I can be here if I want to, and provide the place with a little class.

But Facebook is an insult to my talents! Riddle me this: why is that website like what you should do to make your statement weighty?

Because if you perhaps put your face in a book, my friend, then you may have some genuine intelligence to combat me back with! Hee-hee!!!

[thecoolerbatgirl]

Remember kids, when batman says you can't do something, do it immediately

It's not like anything bad could happen that hasn't already happened

[frank-gorshin-riddler]

I've been doing that for years! Lots of fun..

Although this does often come with the unfortunate result of being arrested