Apr 26, 2015
I will never understand why some people get all dressed up for a regular day at camp. Like, hunny, take your stripper skirt off and relax. Not even the mosquitoes want that ass because it's so small.
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I will never understand why some people get all dressed up for a regular day at camp. Like, hunny, take your stripper skirt off and relax. Not even the mosquitoes want that ass because it's so small.
Seriously, I love all you guys and I consider most of you family but next time I get woken up at 3am by a phone going off I’m punching someone.
You lot might complain about the cafeteria food but the doughnuts are ace.
I’m totally and completely sober, but I just spent the last two hours listening to Hendrix and my mind is blown so if I stumble around or speak weirdly, just know it’s ‘cause my brain is still stuck in a Purple Haze.
So, last night I thought I heard some really weird thunder in my room. After a minute I realized it was just the people a room over bangin’ one out before the apocalypse. Survived that and survived Bo, and now I’m pretty much ready to get back to the woodland life.
text ➛ anyone
jake: dont judge me but im watching millionaire matchmaker in my hotel room
jake: there was nothing else to do and this was on. at first i was like 'this should be terrible' but it's actually kind of... interesting
jake: im sort of in awe? and now im thinking if music doesnt work out i want to be a matchmaker. I REPEAT. DONT JUDGE ME.
This hotel stay is going to be awesome! It’ll just be an opportunity to adventure somewhere new. We could have a huge pillow fight--those are always fun and usually turn into tickle fights, too. Or we could have a movie marathon--I think some cable channel is showing Back to the Future tonight. The weather’s gonna be intense, but we can ride out the storm together and use the chance to do something fun. And hey, if you ever need a hug or food or anything, really, just say the word.
text || anyone
jake: so im in the main cabin watching the tv here
jake: i dont know where the remote is, so im watching dr. phil
jake: there are some messed up people in the world. let me tell ya.