rosenberg family reunion
the instigator: becca rosenberg-katz, 51, she/her. second-born child of esther and enoch. wife of dinah. adoptive mother of willa and owen. has ruined christmas on numerous occasions by telling one member of the family what another member of the family said behind their back.
the wino soccer mom: dinah rosenberg-katz, 48, she/her. wife of becca. adoptive mother of willa and owen. the first one to show up with orange slices and a thermos full of ‘mommy juice’ to the soccer field.
the DINKWAD: willa rosenberg-katz, 25, she/her. oldest child of becca and dinah. girlfriend of danny. dog mom of rigley. ambitious, badass lawyer.
the soccer star: owen rosenberg-katz, 12, he/him. youngest child of becca and dinah. wants to show everyone all of his soccer trophies and repeat any and all gossip his moms told him about the family.
the new bae: danny morrow, 25, he/they. boyfriend of willa. dog dad of rigley. himbo to the max. terrified of willa’s intense moms, but very sweet.
rigley: just along for the ride.
