#riley face

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u see this oomf in the street what are y’all doin

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BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE LAST RILEY UPDATE and we're in act 3 now so here goes:

fun oath flavored things:

idk why they made the update where you could clean up ur party when everyone is clearly hotter covered in blood

why is he so. babie

also we took peepaw's armor and dyed it black/jade green and it's pretty cunty..... gonna be sad when i get better armor lol. also we're an illithid now (continuing to explain it away as ry'ahleh's influence). ignore the xenophobe in the second pic <3

durge is still continuing to go about as well as expected, i had to reload once bc i accidentally did a durgey thing and broke his oath but other than that it's FINE

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more riley bullshit under the cut !!

why he got big brown doe eyes huh. what the fuck

demi moment

get his ass jaheira !! but also i got her ass lol

HUGS......

he needs to stop being pretty like wtf

withers leave me alone challenge (impossible)

this is also very important to me like. riley tries so hard to save everyone so whenever he fails he takes it so so so personally. it's a personal failing. he should've done better, been better, and maybe it would've worked. maybe if he'd gone with the tieflings they would've been fine. maybe maybe maybe

he is so tiny compared to thisobald. what the hell

also have some silly shit:

why is this harper wearing a dog collar? where did raphael go during the mol cutscene? why does riley have the dreamworks smirk while looking at dolly? what is happening in this game

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more riley bullshit under the cut teehee

vlaakith thing went about as well as expected for him <3

aside from the astral plane having gorgeous lighting this is also so significant...... like he's disappointing his mom !! he listens to his mom !! he trusts his mom !! he loves his mom !!!! he's going to be so MAD !!!!!!

he also then immediately went and got shart a gift <3

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anyways here's some more riley bullshit

got the achievement for beating the shit out of grym without using the hammer. riley was just as scared about it as i was lmao BUT we got him some swanky new adamantine splint armor so he can shut up about it

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lines that hit different when playing a durge paladin

lae'zel's brain got a lil melted but. the lighting here was pretty. ignore the nat 1 <3

what da dog doin

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snuck in a lil bg today before my busy weekend, have a few more pics of the lad

adopting a power stance with a gnome. idk why he's done this. but he looks cool doing it ig

also something about playing durge and being called life chanter is making me emotional. what the fuck

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more riley moments teehee

riley accidentally converting the kuo-toa to oath of the ancients

paladins fuck SO severely,, , like fucking square UP, BITCH. also he looks very good in this lighting sorry

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the oath of the ancients shit is so tasty ok i just. he is the fury of the wilds. u throw a mcdonalds cup out ur window and he's gonna hunt u down and shove it up ur ass. i love paladins i'm not even sorry

he's bloody bc he keeps getting blown tf up by mushrooms. also his mom is lying to him <3