"Bonny and Clyde made this look so much more glamorous."
“Probably because they weren’t wearing fucking underwear on their heads.” Archie’s lips curled with his scoff of disdain, sounding out the heated retort as bony fingers picked and prodded at the fabric clinging to the man’s head. In truth, he was wrong– both he and woman beside him boasted a pair of translucent stockings stretched across their features. Panties, tights, stockings, it was all the same anyways... right?
“We look like utter buffoons. Yours truly will be picking the outfits next time-- I’m thinking monster masks.”










