Ulmo: It's time we made a solid plan
Tulkas: Wake me up when it's strike o' clock
Yavanna: I don't do solid
Aulë: I'd say we revise his chains see if it cheers him up
Manwë: You guys it's Melkor we're talking about
Varda: We know damn well who he is and what he is capable of
Tulkas: Nothing a little spanking won't fix
Irmo: Why get physical when you can just mess his head up
Yavanna: You gonna mess up what is barely even there? Good luck with that
Oromë: Agreed. You're all overthinking this. And exaggerating
Manwë: Exactly. He is just a little lost kiddo
Aulë: And all he needs is a new toy
Námo: he's already got the most precious one what could we possibly offer
Oromë: oh for Eru's sake lighten up a little
Varda: where is that little fucker anyway
Manwë: who cares we're here, firstborns are here. Why complicate things
Ulmo: ...yeah because I am responsible for everything
Yavanna: No need to be paranoid we know what to do if things go south
Irmo: and what? Chain him again? Think outside the box people
Tulkas: He is terrified of me that's for sure
Námo: so you take full responsibility of whatever damage he'll cause then
Oromë: I wouldn't go that far
Manwë: Let's just release him and don't stir this pot
Tulkas: bro I know you mean well but try chaining me once and I'll let you know what unforgiving type means
Manwë: did you just accuse me of bringing my brother to justice
Irmo: for what it's worth I think Melkor's fun
Yavanna: there's always enough room in the void if you're bored and twisted
Aulë: Are we turning on each other already before we even reach a point
Ulmo: at least you have the guts to admit that
Irmo: I am more than over this immature bickering of yours
Varda: and you're the one saying that?
Námo: hey that's enough. Don't let my brother get the better of you
Ulmo: so Manwë what's it gonna be?
Manwë: I hereby...holy Eru where's my gavel
Tulkas: It's just us go on ahead
Manwë: I can't just go without it
Irmo: Give the man his gavel we can't wait to behold the revelation
Irmo: this is exactly why I prefer Melkor
Yavanna: I can't believe we agree on something
Tulkas: You want Melkor I give you Melkor
Manwë: I am looking forward to this reunion
Námo: and we are inclined to give you your privacy
Yavanna: see if bonding works this time
Irmo: and then there were none