#ring ring bitch

[crowleykingofhellofficial]

By official decree, I hereby make it a deadly sin to ignore or not return my calls.

Signed,

Crowley 😈

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yknow I don't really like pick up lines, cause I'm not trying to pick you up, I'm trying to pin you down :>

-🩷

and i'm trying to lock you down as my wife,

happy one year ashley, 💛

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I watch you while you sleep :D

(I bet that creeped you out my bad)

-💚

i think this is very sweet however after i crashed hard on the couch at 9pm, woke up to get in bed and tell you goodnight at 10, and didn't wake up until 6, idk if it's the twilight experience you're hoping for 💔 /nm /nm

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Item: A heart!

Rarity: SUPER EPIC MEGA LEGENDARY !!!

Heh smirks, its me, DEFINITELY the cat.... heh.... who's your favourite person :)???

-🌼 (💚)

You, of course, my love. 🩵

My favorite headmate on our end is Crimson, though. :) Once again contributing to the fan favorite statistics.

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yuki loves autumn <33

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And Autumn loves Yuki. ♥️

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lalalalala lolololol :3

im having pizza tonight :D we have 3 different kinds !!! theres barbecue chicken, chicken and pineapple (meh...) and classic pepperoni!! no im not eating 3 pizzas by myself btw i have 2 slices of each. so yay :D

-🍓 (💚)

Yay! :) All of those sound good. We actually tried pineapple on pizza about a year ago and I don't think it's too bad. I know we collectively like a thin crust pepperoni, but I really like a pepperoni, sausage, and olive combo myself.

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Banana :D

-💚 (🐑)

Banana. :)

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seahorse , algae , kelp , marine , cephalopod , lilypad! :D

-💚

okay probably gonna put this under a read more because it got kinda long !!

𔓕 seahorse - 『 what's your personal view on love? is it love at first sight? fate, or beneficial coincidence? if something ever happened to your loved one, could you move on entirely? 』

okay i could get really deep into how i view relationships of any kind but the short version goes along the lines of like, you're always attracting what you put out into the world. if you're ready to receive love and heal, it'll find its way to you. i was really scared to start talking to him but something in me told me i had to at least try,

and NO wtf i could never :(( i need him and he needs me!! we live and die together!

𔓕 algae - 『 do you have strong morals? does being a yandere influence your personal morals? how would you react if your beloved went against your morals in the name of love? 』

i mean, when it comes to him, i'd do just about anything he asks.. anything to keep him safe and protect him too, as long as he knows i love and cherish him.

and also it depends on what he did :> a lot of things i think i would find sweet, but the things i would be strongly against i'm sure he'd never do

𔓕 kelp - 『 do you 'train' your beloved ? if so, what are some ways you establish order and what is effective ? do you try to create routine or are you more lenient? 』

yes and no :> most of the training happens [CENSORED] and i [CENSORED CENSORED] until he [CENSORED!!!]

i try not to be too harsh about self-care/chores because i know that stuff can be hard to do sometimes,, we've been collectively working on a little self-care/routine list for them but there's a lot on it and we don't want to overwhelm them

𔓕 marine - 『 if you like to search deep for information surrounding your beloved, just how intense do you get? do you write down your findings? what is the best piece of information you've learned about your darling? [ without being too specific, of course ] when do you decide you know enough, if there even is a line? 』

[CENSORED WALL OF TEXT.]

but yeah i realize i know enough when i can't find much more!! and there's things i'm saving to dive deeper into for when the time is right :D

𔓕 cephalopod - 『 how do you determine whether or not someone is a threat between you and your darling? 』

um definitely the outright flirting some people used to do, especially after we got together :) /neg

i don't really need to worry about this much anymore, but sometimes i felt like there were people that were trying to fill MY role of being his girlfriend and taking care of him. go find another andrew to do that for. this one is mine and mine alone.

𔓕 lily pad - 『 is your beloved fragile? do you prefer your love strong minded or fragile? and which one do you consider yourself? 』

he is, but i don't think it's a bad thing,, to me, it means he has a big heart and it's one of my favorite things about him!! plus i'm his knight, so it means i have to shield him from things that could hurt him :> i love protecting him and i see it as one of the ways i can best take care of him.

i guess i'm fragile too?? i don't know, i guess if i had to pick between the two that's what i'd say. i'm definitely sensitive (as i've been told by very many people) and tbh i get really embarrassed about it sometimes.