#rip bff

[titaniumchickens]

To quote a person describing Project Hail Mary: "a fucking rock puppet made me cry"

[transit-to-solace]

Fuckkk I never expected you to post a pic with a toy like that 😮 so so hot, thanks for blessing us!!

My toy broke right after that photo was posted, RIP.

[brilinissa-arts]

So my friend got in a minor accident.

[sadangryloser]

I feel really loved and cared about but damn do I still miss your company

[spaceboxingpsycho]

If your best friend would come to you and ask to help them cover up a murder, what would your reaction be?

Punch them in the face and say: stop trolling me you shitface, it's my job

[shoemoneytonight]

Oh my goddd I forgot that the hot neighbor from Broad City and Dan Egan and Jonah Ryan were in Best Friends Forever.

[im-kacheeky]

Flashback to when my mom bought me a talking faerie kacheek doll

For my birthday and I had to return it because it scared my family and made creepy sounds.

[mildxchild666]

There's an old lady in the neighborhood who likes to prey on college students. Josh has fallen victim to her sweet, old lady ways three times already. He simply cannot say no. He is unable to resist her allure. Today is the first time he went out alone with her. It is quite likely that he will never return.