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Peanut Butter Cheesecake

Canadian Butter Tarts

YouTube is really pushing it with its add. I swear they're starting to put an add every 5 minutes. A 5 second add is one thing, but some ads can go over 20 min

Fuck it

I'm going back to ad-blocker

#your greed sickens me youtube

Translating for someone that wants to fight is so exhausting. Like bro, I don't want to fight. Learn English if you want to fight, but I don't. I'm just here to translate not scream at the poor kid you're mad at

#you should've seen the death glares they were giving at the kid #can't go out in public with some people

Car salesmen act like needy girlfriends

Has a knack for calling me at the most inconvenient times.

#like leave me alone #I'm in treatment bitch

To quote a person describing Project Hail Mary: "a fucking rock puppet made me cry"

#maybe it's because I lost my bff...#RIP bff #I shouldn't even be crying because I already knew what was supposed to happen thanks to shorts

Ok Spanish speakers, why do you have 'right' and 'straight' as nearly the same word?

I give directions to Spanish speakers and they get confused. And if I ask them for directions we're still confused.

Straight can be 'derecho', but can right be something else instead of 'derecha'???

#spanish confusion

What's it mean when Obama is giving you and everyone free hotdogs and ribs in a dream???

#dream

Has anyone tried using banking soda as deodorant? Do your pits start getting irritated, swelling or even get pustules?

I figured out if you put some petroleum jelly on your pits first and a very small amount of baking soda paste (like not even half of a dime amount) it might avoid the irritation. Also, washing with a body soap that has zinc can help (plus helps with acne)

Test it out!

#but stop if it continues to irritate #no more deodorant #baking soda deodorant

Someone broke into my car!

But jokes on you thief. That bottle of lotion you stole? I used it to jerk a guy off.

Take that!!

#true story