#rip harambe

[lil-peebo]

Harambe died ten years ago today on May 28th 2016.

[sapphireluna96]

Jax: We did a winter games adventure, I remember this was right before Ribbit abstracted, and our teams were the Spaghetti Yetis, and... the DaBlizzards? And what sucks was that Ribbit and I made shirts for a team that wasn't a real team called the Snowrambes.

(Pomni starts laughing in shock)

And we really wanted the Snowrambes--

Ragatha: But I don't get it.

Jax: Do you know about Harambe? Jesus Christ, Pomni!

Ragatha: No?

(Pomni continues laughing)

Jax: You never heard of Harambe?

Ragatha: No.

Jax: Okay, Ragatha; I'm not gonna do the thing that I've done before. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm telling you the truth. Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo... I can't believe I'm telling this story.

(Pomni continues laughing and crying)

Ragatha: I'm from Massachusetts, though.

Jax: It's okay! No, he was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo...

Ragatha: Are you lying?

Jax: I'm not lying to you! I'm telling your a true story!

Ragatha: I know you lie a lot.

Jax: I'm telling you a true story! Okay, Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, and a boy somehow snuck in and fell into the gorilla pit. And the kid's in the gorilla pit, Harambe comes up, he's curious; he's looking at the kid and whatever, and the zoo shot Harambe.

(Ragatha gives Jax a shocked looked as Pomni is on the floor laughing and crying)

It's sad; they shot Harambe and they killed him.

Ragatha: Why are we laughing?

Jax: We're laughing because this is an insane story that I processed before coming here. I remember seeing the video and it was really sad.

Ragatha: Why would they shoot him? He was probably talking to him!

Jax: You're now dealing with the trauma everyone else dealt with in 2016!

Ragatha: Why would they kill Harambe?

Pomni: R I P Harambe!

Jax: I think the zoo was worried about him hurting the kid...

Ragatha: The kid went in his home! Harambe deserved to live! Is there a protest that I can go to when we get out of here?

(Pomni and Jax continue laughing and crying)

Pomni: "Harambe Deserved to Live" -Ragatha

Jax: I'm so sorry that we're throwing you back to when this happened.

Ragatha: My heart is broken for Harambe!

Jax: Also, the amount of memes of Harambe, like Harambe in Heaven, and like...

Ragatha: How old is that kid now? I will f[BOINK]king find him!

(Pomni and Jax continue laughing and crying)

[dear-diary-mood-apathetic]

Ten years since the death of Harambe. RIP to a real one

[candydream16]

2016: the internet is obsessed with a monkey

2026: the internet is obsessed with a monkey

[multi-faceted-visionary-talent]

[trippineverywhere]

i swear to god everything went to shit bc they shot that damn gorilla

[larzly]

we are going to the zoo tomorrow and I’m super excited to see penguins n feed giraffes ::)

[keybladeciel]

Every damn time.