Aug 9, 2015
Georgia peaches are said to crawl into your ears at night and lay eggs. In 10 years, they hatch and become peach/human homunculus which then proceed to eat their parents to gain their strength. This is how the human race will be overthrown.
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This is true, especially for the southern parts of Georgia. I heard the homunculus number is strong down there and it’s spreading quick. D: I’ve lived with a peach tree for a couple of years and was always weary of it, making sure that my dog and I don’t get too close to it. I might’ve been around it for too long tho, my ears have been quite irritated lately.